August 27, 2010

Yes For Real: Fake Eyelashes For Your Car

Filed Under: are you serious? / car / damn yeah i opted for the eyeliner too! / different strokes for different folks / for real / for the ladies / no no no / of course / real product / riiiiiiight / unacceptable / why am i not surprised / womens / wrong

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Carlashes are eyelashes for your car (to compliment the thong). They're $25/pair (plus an extra $20 if you want crystal-stud "eyeliner"), and aimed at the women who already have enough trouble driving without constantly wondering if everybody is noticing how cute their car looks. Completely unacceptable. That said, somebody's about to have the prettiest Explorer in Los Angeles!

Hit the jump for a bunch more pictures in case you're actually wondering if Carlashes are right for you (no, they're not).

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Official Site

Thanks to Jordan, who sold car lipstick until he found out it catches fire in direct sunlight. Woops.

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