Why Haven't I Ever Seen Anything But #2's?
#2 like pencils, not #2 like you're gonna go in your jammies when I jump out of your closet tonight. Which I am going to do. You know, or get drunk and pass out on the bus again. I think somebody licked my face last time! Steamy public transportation romance aside, I want numbers 10 and 12. Oooh -- and a number 7 with onion rings instead of fries and NO ICE in my coke. Or baby laxative. I'm trying to party tonight, not have to #2 in a bar bathroom.
The Other Pencil Numbers [laughingsquid]
Thanks to Julie and omnicron, who only write with crayons because they like all the color options. Suuuuure you do (you've been eating them and I know it!).
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Note: Worthwhile video is after the jump because we just finished playing hopscotch. This is a viral Samsung ad for their new line of 3-D televisions voiced by a man who may or may not be Dave Attell. It explores what a bunch of artistic masterpieces actually look like in 3-D... / Continue →
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This is part of a chart comparing the traits of various vampires. As you can see, there's little to no consistency between vampire franchises. This is the appearances chart, but if you go to Wikipedia they also have comparisons of weaknesses, supernatural powers, reproduction... / Continue →
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Ever wondered what Disney princesses would look like dressed as their villains? WELL WONDER NO MORE MY CARTOON-LOVING COMPADRES! Because they'd look like this. Mystery solved, we can all move on with our lives now. Except me, because now I wanna know what Ursala looks like ... / Continue →
