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The KeyTool Keyring Multi-tool isn't just horribly named, it's functional. Combing the usefulness of a large screwdriver, medium screwdriver, small screwdriver, nail file, finger nail cleaner, bottle cap opener, wire cutter and tweezers, the key-sized tool (like yours!) is sure to come in handy provided you don't have a Swiss Army Knife. And it's only $10. That's cheaper than 20 candy bars! Plus it won't make you fat! But it will tear up your butthole on the way out, so don't eat it unless you have to.

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Thanks to Gary, who keeps Spongebob company when he's not hanging out with that special-needs starfish.

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