The Saddest Thing You'll Read All Weekend
Wow. You guys are almost as good at science as you are spelling. Which is not at all. I'm serious, you're dumb as shit and ought to be ashamed. God knows your parents are. Want to be smarter? You're in luck -- drink this. Haha, ignore the skull & crossbones, that's just the symbol for pirate juice.
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Thanks to Joey, who drinks pirate punch like it's going out of style. Pfft, pirate punch will never go out of style!