The Best Part Of Waking Up Is Folgers Caffeinated Marshmallows In Your Cup

I slang slogans like weight, son! Ooor like a bowling ball in a pillow case. GW Wrecking Services: I'll f*** your walls all up. Just sayin' ad agencies, I am an independent contractor. Anyway, $20 Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows from ThinkGeek.

• Delicious gourmet marshmallows.
• Licensed Ghostbusters product.
• Box is rubbery with a marshmallow feel, for fun after you eat all the mallows.
• 16 square-ish mallows per box.
• Caffeine Content: A bit over 100mg per piece!

Stay Puft Caffeinated Marshmallows: they'll put the march back in your mellow. BOOM -- you're money in the bank, GW!

Hit the jump for a couple more shots and a link to the product page.

ThinkGeek Product Site

Thanks to Matt, who once crossed streams in a public bathroom and can attest to nothing happening except a little urine on his shoes.

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