That Must Be Some Tea!: Laser Blaster Face

Because it is my birthday and I'm itching to get my ass to the tiki bar so I can get this party started promptly at 4 when they open, this is an animated gif of a lady drinking magic tea and turning into Laser Blaster Face, hands down the sexiest of all superheroines. God, just look at those eyes -- so dreamy googly.

Miso Soup Wonky Eyed Power Laser Face Blast [obviouswinner]

Don't You Point That Thing At Me!: DIY Pulse Laser Can Burn Through Plastic, Metal

This is a homemade pulse laser gun built by Patrick Priebe. The thing packs a 1-kW burst that can burn through plastic, foam and thin metals. Plus explode eyeballs.... More →

The Miracle Of Life ZOMG, WTF IS THAT?!: Remind Me Again To Never Get Pregnant

This is a video of a woman's stomach with what I can only assume is a full-sized 8-year old inside desperately trying to force its way out. VIDEO CANNOT... More →

Giant Squids Depleting Fish Populations, Now Turning Their Hungry Tentacles To Humans

GIANT SQUIDS ARE GIANT. How giant? Try 8-feet long and 100 pounds of pure, unadulterated (okay, slightly adulterated) killing machine. I'm never going to another (nude) beach again! Millions... More →