That Made It So Much Better: Brick-Washing Washing Machine Gets Anthropomorphized

Remember the washing machine that failed to clean a brick? Well here it is again with a face. Not so funny now, is it? Yes, yes it is too. As a matter of fact, it's even funnier. Unfortunately, all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put the washer back together again and have all been wearing the same stinky, skid-marked drawls for almost a month now. It's true, Robin Hood even puked trying to rob them.

Hit it for the most worthwhile video I've seen in a long time.

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Thanks to Scrooge McGoose, whose mom may have had sex with everything in the pond.

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