Outerspace Just Got A Whole Lot Blacker: Lando Calrissian Is Blackstar Warrior

This is Blackstar Warrior, a fake movie trailer in the style of Shaft. It stars Lando Calrissian whipping the Galactic Empire's ass while being all smooth-talkin' and suave. God, I wish I could be more like that. And not just so I could feel up on some fine-ass booty, but I have only felt my own and it is as dimply as it is pimply. Just kidding anybody that knows me personally!
Hit the jump for the trailer.
Thanks to The Superficial Writer, who -- wanna do happy hour at Lando's bar tonight? Sweet. And to Uncle_FUJ, who can come too provided you pay for all the drinks (bring $100's).
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