Oh Come On, I'm Sure They'll Do A Great Job

What? Bells are f***ing complicated. Plus dangerous!

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Thanks to BigBong420, who once repaired himself with electrical tape and aquarium silicon. Are you getting this, all the kings men?!

• Man Tries Robbing Convenience Store With Playstation Controller, Unsurprisingly Fails

  April 22, 2011

  Picture sadly unrelated: it was a regular-ass controller. A Florida man was arrested after attempting to rob a convenience store by pretending the Playstation controller in his pocket was a gun. *facepalm* You didn't even have the wherewithal to use A NES Zapper?! He was ar... / Continue →
• Eh, It Was Bound To Fall Off Anyway: Zombie Breaks Leg During Blizzcon Dance Contest

  October 25, 2010

  Note: Video of the ankle-twisting action is after the jump. Seen here before the swelling makes his leg look like a marshmallow, dance competition contestant Daniel managed to break a leg while performing the undead male dance at Blizzcon 2010. Dammit Daniel, you'll never mak... / Continue →
• Taking Tiny Terrors To A Whole New Level: Company Producing Mini-Mechas For Children

  October 4, 2010

  The Sakakibara Kikai company of Japan is producing these $21,000 'Kid Walker' mechas because what isn't a great idea about letting a child with little to no hand-eye coordination control a giant robotic suit? Now I couldn't actually find a list of the mecha's full capabilities... / Continue →