August 31, 2010

Of Course He Won, He Wins Every Year

Filed Under: fast / flash / haha / it felt like someone just squeezed my butt! / legs / motivational poster / quick / quit now and start drinking -- that's my advice to you / race / running / why bother? / world's / you gonna lose!

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Yeah well this year's gonna be different. You see, I laced his Gatorade with laxatives. His butt's gonna be running fast enough to win the race itself!

...Dammit, guess who just won for the sixth year in a row? Who cares, I swear I just saw a turd appear out of thin air!

Race Against The Flash: LOSE [obviouswinner]