Of Course He Won, He Wins Every Year

Yeah well this year's gonna be different. You see, I laced his Gatorade with laxatives. His butt's gonna be running fast enough to win the race itself!
...Dammit, guess who just won for the sixth year in a row? Who cares, I swear I just saw a turd appear out of thin air!
Race Against The Flash: LOSE [obviouswinner]
So, You Think You're Fast: The Flash Hoodie
This $45 hoodie from 80's Tees makes you look like some superhero. I dunno, Lightning Man or something. Thor maybe? This DC Comics Zip-up Hoodie is inspired by the... More →
I'd Beat It (With A Hammer!): World's Fastest LEGO Mindstorm Rubik's Cube Solving Robot
Granted we've seen LEGO Mindstorm sets people have built to solve Rubik's Cubes in the past, but never anything that moves with the speed and dexterity as CubeStorm CubeStorm... More →
World's Fastest Running Robot Does 6.8 MPH
Note to self: learn how to ride a bike. The last time we saw MABEL the running robot she was tripping and falling all over herself while I cheered... More →
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Protection Sock: The Sock That's Worn As A Shoe
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This Guy Built His Dog A Robotic Friend For Company
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Mattel Releasing Iffy BTTF2 Hoverboard Replicas
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Crack Is Back!: The Buttcrack Cleavage Dress
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Don't Stop There -- Keep Going!: This Rock Rolled Across The Moon Some 50-100 Million Years Ago
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Sleeping With Sith: Darth Maul Lightsaber Nightlight
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OMG, I'm Gonna Put TONS Of Eyes Out: DIY Airsoft Machine Gun Made With Air Compressor & Soda Bottle
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"Cloud Tsunami" Rolls Over Panama City Beach
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