Not Cool: Robot Sex In New Fallout Game
Apparently the lastest game in the Fallout franchise (Fallout: New Vegas) will feature some steamy oily robotic sex, according to its recent ESRB rating. And I'm not talking about two robots banging FYI. I'm talking about man laying with machine. *shivers* Per official ESRB rating:
During the course of the game, players will encounter male and female prostitutes: the screen fades to black as suggestive dialogue is heard in the background (e.g., "Nice charlies, too! Give them a shake for the Ben-man, will ya?"); there is also an extended sequence suggesting (no depiction) sexual activity with a robot (e.g., "Fisto reporting for duty . . . Please assume the position," "I suppose I should test you out . . . Servos active!" and "Something wrong with someone if they got to f*** a machine.")
Truer words have never been spoken. There is at least 200% something wrong with anyone who'll have sex with a machine. Now having sex like a machine, that's totally different. Just sayin', I make love like a washer with a brick in it Thomas the Tank Engine. Ladies? Hobos?
Fallout: New Vegas is progressing robot/human 'relations' [joystiq]
Thanks to Matt and Robofetus-5000, who agree violent video games are the only thing keeping a lot of people from flying off the handle.
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