Man Shot In Head, Finds Out 5-Years Later
A Polish man was shot in the head on New Year's Eve 2005 and only recently discovered the bullet and had it removed. *no Polish jokes, no Polish jokes, no Polish jokes* HARD...TO...RESIST.
Robert Chojecki was partying on New Years Eve five years ago in the German town of Herne when he was hit with the .22-caliber bullet. Doctors removed it this week from between his skin and skull.
The Polish-born Chojecki told RTL television Wednesday he thought he'd been hit by fireworks, but later forgot about it.He said at first he had "no pain, but approximately one year ago I started to get a headache."
Dude -- at one point there had to have been a bleeding hole in the back of your head, I'm just sayin'. That's something most people don't forget about. You, uh, you're a drinker, aren't you? BOOM -- everybody to the Mystery Machine, this case is closed.
Polish Man Shot In Head Thought He Had Been Hit By Fireworks [huffingtonpost]
Thanks to Phil and Argh, who have both been shot before and screamed and cried until the bullets were removed like normal damn people.
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