Man Decides To Eat His Cat, Gets Busted Marinating It In The Trunk Of His Car
Some failure at life just got arrested for marinating his cat in the trunk of his car after getting pulled over for running a stop sign. "It was just taking an aromatic bath, I swear!" Riiiiight, and I'm just about to fix your hair with my baton.
Police in Buffalo arrested 51-year-old Gary L. Korkuc after they pulled him over for blowing through a stop sign, and found four-year-old Navarro marinating in his trunk in a mixture of oil, crushed red peppers, chili pepper and salt...So why would Korkuc want to eat his cat? According to a memo from the staff at the local SPCA, obtained by the Buffalo News, Korkuc said he no longer wanted Navarro because the cat was "possessive, greedy and wasteful." He told police that Navarro was mean to him. The memo added, "Do not under any circumstances adopt to this man ever again."...Navarro has already been adopted by a family, and his new name is Oliver.
Awh, was the kitty wasteful and mean to you? You poor man, you must have forgotten IT'S A F***ING CAT. God I wish it were a more difficult process for people to get pets. AND drivers licenses. But not birth control, they need to pump that shit in the water supply.
Hit the jump for a news report about the incident, including some worthwhile reactions from neighbors.
Marinated Cat Rescued from Car Trunk Before Becoming Owner's Meal [gawker]
Thanks to Brandon, Adam and k8ydid, who all have strict 'no pet-marinating' policies in their cars.
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