Lisa Simpson Kind Of Got Married Today
According to 'Lisa's Wedding', the 19th episode of The Simpson's sixth season (originally aired 15 years ago on March 19th, 1995), Lisa got married today. Granted it was just a fortune-telling daydream, but I still thought it was worth mentioning. It really got me thinking, you know? Like I could write something today about an event that takes place on a particular date fifteen years from now and not a single one of us will be alive to see it happen. Hope is dead. That's the real message here.
We missed it! [funnyjunk]
Thanks to Jim, Kylanmon and Mistress Ishbo, who managed to sneak a keg of Duff out of the reception without Homer noticing.
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