Later, Suckers!: How To Skip All The Other Floors When Riding In An Elevator
Has anybody ever tried this? I'd give it a go in my apartment's elevator but it smells like an old person died in there (I suspect it was the woman that lives above me). You've got to admit, this is pretty groundbreaking if it's true. God, with all you a-holes constantly floor-skipping your coworkers are gonna have to start using the stairs! And that, dear reader, is my plan for a healthier America (don't forget to mash every button and fart before diving out).
I-A-B Life Lesson #32: The Elevator Hack [iambored]
Thanks to Jackie, who always takes the stairs. I dunno, something about exercise. Girl you crazy!