This is allegedly a video of every lightsaber ignition/retraction from all the Star Wars films (including the shitty ones). I say allegedly because I have no idea if it actually is and God knows I'm not going to spend the time to find out. Research: I don't do it. Now experimental drug testing, that's different. $20 and I'll eat any pill you give me provided it doesn't make my penis smell like sausage (I have two hungry dogs and I'm a heavy sleeper).
Thanks to Ellen, who agrees the best one is when Luke is about to get pushed into the Sarlacc pit but then R2 shoots the lightsaber out of his head and Luke catches it and then starts royally f***ing s*** up on Jabba's sail barge plus Princess Leia is in her gold bikini and chokes out Jabba and his tongue is hanging out of his mouth and we were all left wondering what his breath must have smelled like.
This is the conceptual Star Wars Episode VII movie poster created by illustrator Adam Schickling imaging the cast from the original trilogy all grown up. It looks like Adam was pretty kind to Carrie Fisher, because that is NOT what I remember her looking like last. Chewbacca?... / Continue →
This is some Star Wars fan's Yoda tattoo with glowing lightsaber inked by tattoo artist Kenneth Bryan of Intimate Body Art Studios. Clearly the studio doesn't ONLY perform intimate body art, because this tattoo is giving me zero boners. Now a tattoo of a boob on a buttcheek -... / Continue →
This is a video of the Battle of Hoth recreated in Minecraft with the original audio from The Empire Strikes Back. Whoever made it did a good job. Me? I got a "should have been fired years ago" on my most recent peer evaluation here at work. I don't know who wrote it but *s... / Continue →