If The Empire Strikes Back Was A Silent Film

It might look like this. Ooooor it might look like Charlie Chaplin swinging a cane around like a lightsaber, I have no f***ing clue. What I do know is this is somebody's idea of what The Empire Strikes Back would look like as a silent picture. Are they right? Only time (machines) will tell.
Hit it for the magical moving picture.
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Thanks to NICK and Romeo, who love silent movies because they can't stand listening to other people talk. Hey, I'm with you.
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