If Historical Events Had Facebook Pages

Note: This is only two of several, hit the jump to see all of them.
What if historical events had Facebook pages? I'd have a lot more friends, that's what! Psyche, they probably wouldn't even accept my requests. THE BLACK PLAGUE DOESN'T EVEN WANT TO BE FRIENDS? WTF?! Oh my God, it's happened -- I'm officially a loser. Kidding! It's been official for years. I swear, one day I'm gonna move out of this basement and really make something of myself. And not a crash-test dummy either, although I am open to that if the money's good. I call the trunk!
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If Historical Events had Facebook Statuses [coolmaterial]
Thanks to Marcos and teknikflickan, who're convinced the government sends them top secret spy intel through their mini-feeds. Okay, you two are officially crazy (WTF are you doing -- don't blow our cover!).
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These are a bunch of video game character Facebook status updates. I thought they were pretty cute. And if you haven't already, you should go join the Geekologie Facebook page to help convince my parents they're not the only ones that read this. Mom: I know most of the comme... / Continue →
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I don't normally like posting single pictures of single cosplay costumes because it makes me feel cheap and dirty, but I couldn't resist this one. "GW? You ARE cheap and dirty." God, I really am, aren't I? How I'm not turning tricks in an alleyway is beyond me. This is a c... / Continue →
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Note: It's a two-parter. Second part is after the jump. Because a day without a Star Wars post is like a day without drinking to forget how hard I suck at life (I could pull a blueberry through a coffee stirrer), here's Star Wars: A New Hope (AKA the first of the three good o... / Continue →

