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How To Say I Love You, The Equation

August 2, 2010 in algebra, awh, clever, cute, equations, heart, high school, love, math, math always was my worst subject, numbers and letters, relationships, will you go out with me?

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I wish I'd been this clever in high school. Unfortunately for my early love life, I was not. If only I had a time machine I could go back in time and pass Leslie Labia a cute note like this instead of the one I did. God, the embarrassment. It read, "Mrs. Martin, I shat my pants again. Could you announce to the class I've been called to the principal's office? It's really starting to stink back here." What?! Oh like you could have done any better!

Nerd Love Solve for "i" [graphjam]

Thanks to Wes, who, will you go out with me? Circle one: YES YES

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There are Comments
  • psychomunkey719

    this doesn't make sense... First off, saying to solve for "i" is illogical as "i" is not a variable, it's an imaginary number with a constant value of root(-1)... Which makes the entire inequality a mathematical impossibility... You can't have an inequality with imaginary numbers... It just doesn't make sense...

  • wrong, you can represent any number with any letter. You can replace x with a, b, c, etc. There is no specific letter used to replace a number.... While i can be square -1, in this case, it represents just a number...

  • were not solving simply simplifying my friend

  • logan_martell

    you're thinking too hard

  • marc ugly

    yes it does dumbass

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