Guy Builds Himself 1,000 Sausage BBQ Grill

Allegedly this is the world's largest "fixed" barbecue grill. Fixed liked it remains in one spot, not fixed like it got its nuts cut and has to wear a cone. It can cook 1,000 sausages or 500 hamburgers at the same time. Good thing too! (I'm fat you see)

It's the brainchild of 31-year-old Jack Henriques who runs the Bespoke BBQ Company and says he already has plans to make a bigger one.

However you might want to think about it before ordering one to outdo your neighbours... it takes 14 bags of coal to ignite and can heat up to 500 degrees centigrade.

It is fitted with seven separate coal trays and has the capacity to cook seven whole lambs at once."

While the God-grilla is the largest fixed barbecue in the world, there is truck in the US called the Big Taste Grill which has been converted into a touring BBQ.

14 bags of charcoal?! My God. Do you know how much lighter fluid we're gonna need for that? If you answered, "a gasoline truck's worth", congratulations -- now put these pantyhose over your head, we're going to Exxon.

Hit the jump for two more shots of grill-zilla or whatever the hell kids are calling it this week.

World's biggest BBQ can cook 1,000 sausages [newslite]

Thanks to Charles, who may or may not own more than one novelty bbq apron.

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