This is a little gallery of make-believe Facebook updates made by PokÃ©mon monsters. Or maybe they're real, I don't know. Just because you've never seen a PokÃ©mon in real life doesn't mean they don't exist, amirite? No, I'm not. Otherwise we'd all believe in leprechauns despite no empirical evidence besides that time I fell asleep in the woods and woke up with a really small handful of gold coin chocolates in my ass. I wasn't even after your lucky charms, little man!
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This is 'The Birds and the Beedrills', a PokÃ©mon themed rap song that uses 151 monsters as sexual euphemisms. It's actually surprisingly good and jam-packed with meaningful lyrics. Provided, "playing with those Jigglypuffs, trying Veno-nat to Squirtle" is meaningful. Which,... / Continue →
Note: Worthwhile time-lapse video after the jump.
This is a giant cross-stitch lovingly created by Linda (aka Esponsas) featuring the entire first generation of Pokemon. Man, so many familiar faces in the bunch. Like, uh, Dweezle, and...Tam-Tam? You got me, I'm more of a Yu... / Continue →
This is a Pokemon cake and 151 original character figurines made for someone's special day. And by special day I mean marriage, just so we're not confused (in my mind you were thinking high school graduation).
People were literally FIGHTING over getting their favorite pokemon... / Continue →