Note: Full-res version HERE in case you think reading the words is gonna help this all make sense. You're gonna be disappointed!
At first I didn't even notice the cross on Optimus's head. Now I can't not see it. My God's no robot! Anyway, when I was a kid it didn't take Transformer marketing to get me to go to church. Just free snacks afterward. Mmmm, jelly-filled donut holes. Which -- OMG -- they should totally start using for communion! Just sayin', body and blood in one bite. Genius award: I'll accept it now.
Thanks to Chubo, who took the picture and noted there was a suspiciously large number of oil leak spots in the parking lot.
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Sexy finger-biting: you give it a bad name.
In between getting boned or whatever scenes, p0rn stars Alana Evans and Misti Dawn are apparently hard core gamers. So what are they doing? Opening a website that combines video game reviews, playthroughs and a bunch of other garbo... / Continue →
Mmmm, boogers a la baby doodoo -- my favorite!
Printable food: because who wants a human being touching meals with those grubby-ass fingernails of theirs when it can be squirted out a nozzle in paste form? Mmm, paste. Enter Cornell's Creative Machines Lab, which is apparentl... / Continue →