Aug 17 2010'Eff Me, Ray Bradbury', The Song/Music Video

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Note: NSFW video is after the jump (because she actually says the f-word).

This is a song and music video entitled, 'F*** Me, Ray Bradbury' by Rachel Bloom. It's about some chick who wants to get boned by Ray Bradbury. That alone being enough to make my wiener limp until the end of time, it's actually kind of catchy. Plus there's a Britney Spears-ish 'Hit Me Baby One More Time' scene. Not that it did anything for me sexually, because it didn't. Unless making me want to Fahrenheit 451 my penis until it's a charred hotdog counts, which it doesn't because 1) penises require prolonged exposure to temperatures in excess of 1,400 degrees to catch fire and 2) I'm not really into pyrotechnics in the bedroom. Psyche! (Light the bottle rockets as soon as I start climbing the headboard)

Hit it for the sci-fi song and dance.

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Thanks to Brohan, who wouldn't even have sex with Stephanie Myers with a vampire's twinkly penis.

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First

what was the point of that?

wtf

ehhh... No. I CANT EVEN SEE IT ANYMORE. On the other hand, my lady friend is very randy.

I like turtles.

Very nice titties. Put those goddamn things in my face right now! Then go make me a sandwich.

I'd tongue punch her fartbox.

The sad thing is that Mr. Bradbury will never see this.

"We've got too many Internets. We have got to get rid of those machines." - Ray Bradbury

"8. rose m. - August 17, 2010 1:47 PM
The sad thing is that Mr. Bradbury will never see this."

why would you assume that?

I like that her back up dancers are all as fat and crappy as she is. No wait, I mean I hate it.

Get me a 12 pack of Natty Ice, bitch. If I down it fast enough, you might be alright to do.

@10

If you would kindly read the comment before yours the world might make a little more sense

done forget to hit the mute button watching this......why is it so hard for hot chicks to be funny?

@11 at least she's not a skinny biatch...

She does know that Ray Bradbury is almost 90, right?

All I saw were tits.

@2 It's funny

That's my kind of woman

It's so hard to find his books around here. I just love him.

Pay attention, geeks. Bradburry it the name of the building in Blade Runner where the rooftop scene happens. It is a real location, but it was chosen by its name.

Wow. I want my 3 minutes of wasted life back. She wasn't even that good looking, and her tits were nasty.

actually, that's a friend of mine, her tits are awesome, and there's a high chance that Bradbury will actually see it

"8. rose m. - August 17, 2010 1:47 PM
The sad thing is that Mr. Bradbury will never see this."

The sad thing is that he could well see this. I'm going to recommend 12 Jaegermeisters and unconsciousness beforehand.

Well even if Ray doesn't see this I'd fuck her

wikipedia has slowed down since this came out.....and by came out I mean I just B my L on those Ts

ok that was ... weird

ray bradbury is a terrible, terrible writer. it's like a precocious seventh grader was given a publishing contract. what kind of stupid bitch do you need to be to want to have sex with him based on his skill? i'm so angry. i can barely breathe.

"ray bradbury is a terrible, terrible writer. it's like a precocious seventh grader was given a publishing contract. what kind of stupid bitch do you need to be to want to have sex with him based on his skill? i'm so angry. i can barely breathe."

You, sir, need to calm down and stop being an asshole with no sense of humor.

Failing that you should probably throw out your computer to save us the trouble of a thousand facepalms.

Great... I'll have this stuck in my head at an inappropriate time at some point this week... Then I will giggle and have the urge to read F451...

@21, if this is one of your friend, just present her to me and I'll pretend I'm Ray whatever. Actually, my second name is Raymond... and my last name start with a "B". May be this will be close enough for her...

Actually, i hate Bradbury's way of writing and i hated this video: it isn't good enough to be serious, it isn't stupid enough to be funny. And sex doesn't solve any issue.

She looks 25.

Her tits look 45.

I like RB..not the best, but pretty good.. but I am sure if she comes working hard like on 2.12-2:15 I am pretty sure Mr RB would considerate. :-)

Isaac Asimov is a much better sci-fi writer by far

Guess who's dressing up as Ray Bradbury!

@31

I like'm a little trashy though, so it's all good.

@18 - Amazon. And I suggest "The Martian Chronicles" followed by "The Illustrated Man". Just got "Now and Forever" and man, for being written a year ago (when he was 89) it's amazing, it's like he didnt miss a beat.

@33 - You're clearly out of your fucking mind. I'm forcing myself through the Foundation series, I'm on #4. I found a new, cheaper form of Ambien.

um.. are any of his books actually good? 'cause I thoroughly enjoy sci-fi, but we had to read Fahrenheit 451 in english class in like 10th grade, and I'm pretty sure it was torture.

@ Mosfet,

Yes, read the two I listed in #36 and you'll be a lifer

so, when's this gonna be on itunes? lol

to 11.
you men are impossible
its funny how you never want women who want pigs like you and always chase the ones that want nothing to do with you.

this woman is hot.
and i wish i were ray right now.


The joke here is that most true Sci-Fi fans look at Bradbury as something of a hack. There was a gag about it on The Simpsons when Bart ran for class president--

Martin: I'll ensure our library is filled w/ the ABC's of Science Fiction: Asimov, Bender & Clarke!
Milhouse: What about Bradbury?
Martin: I'm aware of his work.

I'm a PKD man, myself, and while I don't think Bradbury is the shiz-nitz, I'd read him before Asimov, because reading that guy is like reading design schematics. Extremely clever, but mechanical & devoid of human blood.

That all being said, those chicks are hot.


Hysterical! Seen it three times and I'm still laughing. Great stuff!

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