Aug 9 2010DONKEY KONG PLAYING DONKEY KONG!!
Somewhere, a new universe was just born. Okay maybe not, but only because DK here chose to play Pokémon instead of his self-titled release. Way to go.
On August 6, amateur photographer Chris Spicuzza was spending her day at the San Francisco Zoo, taking photos of the gorillas. While she was there, a kid accidentally dropped his Nintendo DSi XL into their habitat. Curiously, one of the big gorillas grabbed it, and started to play with it.
Finally, the sightly battered console was rescued by a zoo employee, probably sporting a big mustache, a red cap and red overalls.
Five words: you're a terrible f***ing parent. You let your child play their DS at the zoo?! YOU'RE AT THE GOTDAMN ZOO, THAT'S THEIR ENTERTAINMENT!! Kids need to see animals crapping and having sex. It's vital to cognitive development!
Hit the jump for a couple more shots.
Real Life Donkey Kong Playing With His Nintendo DS [gizmodo]
Thanks to David B., who loves the smell of the giraffe pen. Mmmm, me too. Something about those long necks must make their shit smell good.
Reader Comments
1. naas=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶ oh noez!!! - August 9, 2010 4:45 PM
no princess?
2. Scuba - August 9, 2010 4:45 PM
Son patiently waiting for his dad to give him his DS back.
3. McBeties - August 9, 2010 4:46 PM
OH GOD WHAT'S THIS I DON'T EVEN!!!
4. naas=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶ oh noez!!! - August 9, 2010 4:46 PM
isn't this some sort of video game cannibalism?
5. Tennist0 - August 9, 2010 4:46 PM
*calls mario* We have a problem, meet me at the zoo.
6. naas=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶ oh noez!!! - August 9, 2010 4:46 PM
donkey kong jr is watching attentively
7. Scuba - August 9, 2010 4:52 PM
They're actually just using the DSi's camera. DK is trying to focus on DK Jr but can't because of that god awful camera. I'm pretty sure Hell is just one big DSi camera. And Nickelback.
8. Frank - August 9, 2010 4:52 PM
So nobody notices the missing tags?
9. (◕_◕)┌∩┐Closet Nerd - August 9, 2010 5:14 PM
I'm on vacation now, and all my kids do is complain! I'd give my kids a Nintendo DS just to get them to shut the fuck up.... or somethin
10. Revan - August 9, 2010 5:21 PM
Um,
Mario Has Blue Overalls With A Period Blood Red Shirt.
Unless Ive Been Trolled... Then Carry On.
11. Shelbon - August 9, 2010 5:31 PM
I wonder what his favorite pokemon is...mankey or primeape I'll bet... just sayin'
12. Shelbon - August 9, 2010 5:31 PM
or infernape, yep, definitely infernape!
13. Beastman AIDS - August 9, 2010 5:35 PM
@10
he has red overalls in Donkey Kong and on the NES
14. turdferguson - August 9, 2010 6:08 PM
Prediction:
GW is prepping for retirement...
15. blackwhiteromance.com - August 9, 2010 8:23 PM
Nothing can stop falling in love. Find your soulmtate there. You can be exciting and feel younger and find yourself more compatible with each other
have a try
16. Chris - August 9, 2010 8:42 PM
Geekologie you fail. That's a gameboy SP not a DS.
17. David E. - August 9, 2010 9:16 PM
haha love that the gorilla is all like nope! when DK jr tries to grab the DS
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19. J3D - August 9, 2010 10:27 PM
Love @6: naas you always the shit
so @9: use a belt to beat their whiny asses. That's called parenting.
@15: go fuck yourself.
@16: time to buy glasses.
@17: word.
@18: see @15.
peace!
20. Mr Tea - August 9, 2010 11:18 PM
whats up with the freakin spam, do gorilla have access to power supplys I hope they do cause somebody's gonna be real mad.
21. Kimberly - August 10, 2010 1:16 AM
Oh nice that you linked this! My coworker's wife took these photos :
22. Randy - August 10, 2010 2:25 AM
@Everyone below me
Kill yourselves
23. Juniper - August 10, 2010 3:17 AM
@22 I'm a self-involved teenager and your post pushed me over the edge. I hope that the guilt tears you apart inside.
...but seriously, I think that giving a monkey a video game would be a very cool experiment. I wonder if it would help it's brain develop. Maybe it would just get fat and die a virgin.
24. optimus primezorz - August 10, 2010 3:19 AM
@22
after you.
25. 【ツ】ryo-saeba - August 10, 2010 5:12 AM
lol the tags...
26. Daniel - August 10, 2010 7:24 AM
geekologie is the worst place to post spam ads.
@22... I'm typing this from outside the pearly gates while leeching internet from Jesus... your advice sucked! How dare you! Why did I listen!? WHY!!?? ... oh hey they got Jamba Juice up here!! PEACE OUT SUCKERS!!
27. hamburglar007 - August 10, 2010 10:12 AM
@10, is that a crayola color?
28. John Clavis - August 10, 2010 10:51 AM
I swear, it wasn't me trying to arrange a meeting with a 13-year-old boy through a Nintendo console -- it was a gorilla! Yeah, a gorilla got ahold of my console and was using it -- that's the ticket!
29. jumpin_j - August 10, 2010 11:07 AM
So is the next entry going to be the Donkey Kong gorilla with a game of a real gorilla playing Donkey Kong, or DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND????
30. johnny - August 10, 2010 11:43 AM
so clever, so funny
31. FjordPrefect - August 10, 2010 11:59 AM
I LOVE APES! THEY'RE SO AWESOME! Monkeys too.
32. Hold it right there! - August 10, 2010 12:04 PM
@22,23,26
Bravo everyone including me should kill themselves :(
33. ryan spicuzza - August 10, 2010 12:28 PM
hey my birthday is aug 6th! and im a spicuzza!! italiano bitchiz!
34. meg - August 10, 2010 5:52 PM
god damn DS's.....why a kid need a $200 piece of crap I don't know. Parents need to rethink how and on what they spend money.