DONKEY KONG PLAYING DONKEY KONG!!
Somewhere, a new universe was just born. Okay maybe not, but only because DK here chose to play Pokémon instead of his self-titled release. Way to go.
On August 6, amateur photographer Chris Spicuzza was spending her day at the San Francisco Zoo, taking photos of the gorillas. While she was there, a kid accidentally dropped his Nintendo DSi XL into their habitat. Curiously, one of the big gorillas grabbed it, and started to play with it.
Finally, the sightly battered console was rescued by a zoo employee, probably sporting a big mustache, a red cap and red overalls.
Five words: you're a terrible f***ing parent. You let your child play their DS at the zoo?! YOU'RE AT THE GOTDAMN ZOO, THAT'S THEIR ENTERTAINMENT!! Kids need to see animals crapping and having sex. It's vital to cognitive development!
Hit the jump for a couple more shots.
Real Life Donkey Kong Playing With His Nintendo DS [gizmodo]
Thanks to David B., who loves the smell of the giraffe pen. Mmmm, me too. Something about those long necks must make their shit smell good.
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