Donald Duck Accused Of Epcot Groping
Donald Duck, best known for being an anthropomorphic duck that's secretly in love with a certain mouse *ahem, Mickey* has been accused of groping some woman's boob during her trip to Epcot. I'm gonna go out on a limb and and say she's lying for money.
While visiting Epcot Center in Florida, a Pennsylvania woman alleges that a Disney employee dressed as Donald Duck grabbed her breast and molested her after she sought an autograph.
After the alleged groping, Donald Duck made gestures--apparently with his snowy white hands--"indicating he had done something wrong," according to a lawsuit filed last month by April Magolon (inset).Magolon...is suing Disney for negligence, battery, and infliction of emotional distress, and is seeking in excess of $50,000 in damages.
According to Magolon's complaint, she has suffered "severe physical injury, emotional anguish and distress including, but not limited to post-traumatic stress disorder" as a result of the run-in with Donald Duck. She also contends that the incident was "one of a long line of continuing, long standing, similar prior incidents" involving the groping of patrons by costumed Disney employees.
Listen, there's absolutely no reason for a man in a Donald Duck costume to feel on a woman's titty. Why? Because, no matter what he touches, everything feels the same: like a gloved turd. Now if his glove was off, his other arm was limp and his crotch was pulsating THEN you might have a case. Nice try, lady! Now go pour hot coffee on your knockers and blame Starbucks.
Grope Claim Against Donald Duck [thesmokinggun]
Thanks to JoeLickASack, who was banned from working at Disney for trying to lick sacks.
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