Aug 31 2010DO WANT: Teenage Mutant Ninja Pepper
Somebody with a lot of imagination is selling a green pepper that looks like a ninja turtle head on eBay. Personally, I think it looks like a hacky-sack.
This is a home grown green bell pepper that, by the hand of God, looks (and maybe tastes) just like one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, I think it looks like Michelangelo, this will of course be shipped overnight USPS, bid now its only a three day auction.
It sits right now in a vacuum sealed bag, can be frozen if you like.
First of all, I think it's pretty obvious that's Raphael and not Michelangelo. And secondly, what's all this "can be frozen" business? Are you out of your mind? YOU CAN'T PUT A TURTLE IN THE FREEZER! They're cold blooded. Get it?! Because they always reject my advances!
Thanks to OneEyedJamie, who lost an eye battling cucumber Shredder.
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Reader Comments
1. Sally - August 31, 2010 1:04 PM
Not really.
2. Shelbon - August 31, 2010 1:07 PM
I hope no one buys it, that's lame
3. Shelbon - August 31, 2010 1:09 PM
Now if it looked like Jesus, or Saint Peter or someone like that then I'd pay millions for it. I mean...Christ!
4. UNO! - August 31, 2010 1:26 PM
Looks like something shrek shitted out
5. (-.-) OJ's Mom (-.-) - August 31, 2010 1:26 PM
Reminds me more of the stomach on the Homer Simpson chick. Only the pepper probably smells better.
6. Anotherdae - August 31, 2010 1:29 PM
Buy it GW it's only a buck. I want a follow up post on how your purchase and consumption went.
7. (-.-) OJ's Mom (-.-) - August 31, 2010 1:32 PM
Ha! I just pwned the GW Quality Survey. Oh man.
8. Justinknots - August 31, 2010 1:37 PM
26 DOLLAR SHIPPING?!?!?
9. chris - August 31, 2010 1:57 PM
i grew a tomato that looked like Jack Skellington but threw it away before i thought to action it off.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs262.snc3/27743_10150186527320603_649435602_12299440_1503904_n.jpg
10. The King Of Salads - August 31, 2010 2:03 PM
Looks more like the Grinch who stole Christmas
11. That Guy - August 31, 2010 2:15 PM
What? No mask?
Boo. Lack of mask makes me hope it doesn't sell.
12. ciao - August 31, 2010 2:24 PM
I'd buy it if shipping was cheaper....
This would be a good friend for the Annoying Orange though. (*o* )
13. That Guy - August 31, 2010 2:24 PM
And my faith in humanity is right where it started. *whew...*
14. flying bacon - August 31, 2010 4:26 PM
this is stupid, and almost as bad as the lady who sold a piece of toast with jesus' face on it
15. AppleIsEvil - September 5, 2010 7:33 AM
It's a GM crop obviously. Look at the apples in the basket. Stay away my friends, this little fella will give you cancer.
16. Rizzo - November 5, 2010 9:06 PM
No way, it's obviously Yoshi!!!!
17. Sato Maki - December 10, 2010 5:25 PM
Didn't you post this already?