Aug 25 2010Do Want: Official Bear Grylls Survival Knife
I'm gonna stab a Bear! Get it? Cause dude's nickname is Bear. From now on I'm going by Dragonlord aside, this is the official Bear Grylls Survival Series Ultimate Knife by Gerber ($60). I want one. Because, let's face it, there are two kinds of guys in this world: Sissy-boys, and the manly-ass kind that'll drink the shit-juice they just squeezed out of an elephant turd. I strive to be the latter, which is why I've started sifting the cat's litterbox for moist ones. Oh -- think I found a winner! *crunch* False alarm.
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Bear Grylls Survival Knife [gizmdoo]
Thanks to Ashley, who puked when she saw the hairball in my mouth.
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Reader Comments
1. dylan - August 25, 2010 1:01 PM
but does it have a bottle opener?
2. dparks - August 25, 2010 1:04 PM
Hey - Maybe we can all buy this then run out and hurt ourselves doing ignorant unnecessary stunts while Play Surviving before heading to the nearest Best Western?!!
3. haypillow - August 25, 2010 1:11 PM
hey gw you should try drinking one of their litterbox urine cakes too. magical
4. REFUKIn - August 25, 2010 1:18 PM
FIRST!!
REFUKIn!!!11
5. Yogi - August 25, 2010 1:31 PM
@4 ha dumb ass
cool knife : )
6. fartfart - August 25, 2010 1:34 PM
this is retarded. this isn't geeky at all. bear gus is a hack.
did i capture everything? maybe not...but i don't walk around the woods with a whole film crew either.
7. Melonie - August 25, 2010 1:35 PM
@1 Naw, that's what your teeth are for
8. ciao - August 25, 2010 1:43 PM
@7 If your man enough to do it.
9. Truestory - August 25, 2010 1:46 PM
Too bad there is always an actual survival expert noted in the credits of the show and Bear is just an actor following directions off camera. Does that mean the knife is just a prop?
10. Greenman - August 25, 2010 2:05 PM
Bear Grylls is a hack. Now if Les Stroud made a knife, I would buy it. But since he isn't a hack I doubt he would sell out like that.
11. LowSlash - August 25, 2010 2:19 PM
Came here to mock Bear and give Les a shout out, leaving happy. Thanks Greenman!
12. naas=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶ oh noez!!! - August 25, 2010 2:38 PM
who the fuck is
13. Boost - August 25, 2010 3:02 PM
@11 Ditto
Also, the knife Les Stroud uses is the Buck 119. You can find them at Wal-Mart for like $40.
14. (◕_◕)┌∩┐Closet Nerd - August 25, 2010 3:45 PM
the worst part of the "BG drinking elephant dung" video is the sound..... just sayin
15. bentup85 - August 25, 2010 4:20 PM
why is the knife flat black? Shouldn't it be shiny so you can signal with it?
16. Barking Bud - August 25, 2010 4:25 PM
I;d rather get that Mr T BBQ or something 'n burn the shit out of stuff....Bear sucks balls.
17. yawwnn - August 25, 2010 6:12 PM
@ 16
shut the FUCK up, bear is beasstttt.
18. Tony - August 25, 2010 8:56 PM
Actually, GW, his real name is Bear.
You would know this IF YOU WATCHED THE SHOW!!!!
19. J - August 25, 2010 9:00 PM
Im pretty sure his real name is Edward and his older sister used to call him Teddybear when he was very little and its morphed (as nicknames do) to Bear and hes stuck with it.
20. Shiboodles - August 25, 2010 9:49 PM
Les Stroud is fucking boring to watch, Bear Grylls is so much more fun. I really want this knife
21. LesRewls - August 25, 2010 10:06 PM
@18 That's so effing ignant, you may as well of written, "FIRST1!! DERR!!!
No wonder little Eddy Grylls can hawk overpriced pseudo-survival knives; he has fvcktards like you willing to tickle his nutsack with your tongues. ROFLCOASTER!!
22. bobbeh - August 27, 2010 7:37 PM
does anyone else fell like tying to rope and going God of War on your shrubs? Hell yeah you do!!!!!!
23. bobbeh - August 27, 2010 7:38 PM
does anyone else feel like tying that crazy ass knife to rope and going God of War on your shrubs? Hell yeah you do!!!!!!
24. tn11 - August 28, 2010 3:57 AM
looks a lot like my gerber LMF knife... just gayer colors and slightly cheaper.... D:
25. A Girl Named Michael - August 30, 2010 2:34 PM
Bear Gryll's survival knife is a plastic hotel room key. The guy is a fake. He stays in hotels when the going gets too tough for him.
Jeez, GW- do some research man!
26. Go Bear Grylls - August 30, 2010 6:20 PM
Hi haters!
So I found that this isn't the only Gerber item that will have the Bear Grylls name. I found a site that has pictures of 10 total Bear Grylls inspired Gerber tools. I saw the images here:
http://www.outdoorsurvivalclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?11-New-Bear-Grylls-Range-of-Gerber-Products-exclusive-pictures
Awesome huh? I like the machete! Ok let the hate pour out of you all lol
Go Bear Grylls!!!!!!!!!!!
27. brice - October 7, 2010 9:02 PM
if you want a knife worth what you pay go with people that have a SCHOOL on survival. ESEE knifes are designed by people that know what they are doing.
28. Survival Knife Guy - December 19, 2010 6:43 AM
I am really sure that Bear would use this knife. NOT
29. Rodney - December 19, 2010 6:49 AM
I found a site that did an interesting review on this knife.
http://www.bestsurvivalknifereviews.com/gerber-31-000751-bear-grylls-survival-series-ultimate-survival-knife/
30. Gir - January 29, 2011 4:43 PM
That guy is an idiot. Wouldn't survive a day in the woods on his own if he'd all this worthless crap...
31. Coba - February 2, 2011 5:08 PM
That's not a real knife, that's a guy in a knife suit.
32. zanuha - February 2, 2011 5:27 PM
Aand this knife turned out to be a big piece of shit that can't handle what it's advertised to be used for.