Do Want: Official Bear Grylls Survival Knife
I'm gonna stab a Bear! Get it? Cause dude's nickname is Bear. From now on I'm going by Dragonlord aside, this is the official Bear Grylls Survival Series Ultimate Knife by Gerber ($60). I want one. Because, let's face it, there are two kinds of guys in this world: Sissy-boys, and the manly-ass kind that'll drink the shit-juice they just squeezed out of an elephant turd. I strive to be the latter, which is why I've started sifting the cat's litterbox for moist ones. Oh -- think I found a winner! *crunch* False alarm.
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Bear Grylls Survival Knife [gizmdoo]
Thanks to Ashley, who puked when she saw the hairball in my mouth.
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