Note: Full resolution version available HERE for those of you without HD laser vision. Suckers!
This is a diagram showing the incestuous relationships between the various car manufacturers. I found it pretty eye-opening. For example, did you know Honda is actually a wholly owned subsidiary of a Norwegian car manufacturer? Just kidding, I made that up because all the lines started hurting my eyes. Like when I catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror. Which -- anybody seen a grocery bag lying around here? It has a face drawn on one side.
Who Owns Who: An Automaker Family Tree [jalopnik]
Thanks to Chris, who doesn't care who owns who just as long as his tires don't fall off on the highway.
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Oracle ColorSHIFTs are LED headlights that can change any color. PLUS STROBE. Want to give the driver in front of you a seizure? NO PROBLEMO. They're only made for select car types and cost over $400, but who cares, your headlights are shooting rainbows. Mine? Mine are sh... / Continue →
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