This is monster truck golf cart. Or maybe it's more of a fore-wheeler golf cart. See what I did there? I thought you would! Pfft, and your parents said you were slow. I'm serious, they really told me that. Also that you're a virgin. Okay that one I actually believe aside, just look at this thing. It has racing seats. Plus -- PLUS -- a red windscreen. That's not something you see everyday! Unless you work at a red windscreen shop, in which case, Jesus, that's probably the saddest thing I've ever heard. Well, that coupled with the whole virgin thing.
Monster truck golf cart brings some testosterone to golf [dvice]
Apparently the Batmobile monster truck has been out crushing cars since the mid 2000's, but I didn't know about it because the last time I went to a monster truck rally I was twelve. Aaaaaand popped an awkward boner watching Carzilla eat a station wagon and have always been af... / Continue →
See? Because I turned the DeLorean into a monster truck!
Apparently, We Do Need Roads In The Future [thatwillbuffout/failblog]
Thanks to Greg, who once went to a monster truck rally but left crying during Carzilla's performance. Don't worry Greg, I'd have done the exact sam... / Continue →
Some uber-Batman fan went and pimped out his golf cart Tumbler style. Good lookin'. Now I've never been good at golf because I have absolutely zero hand-eye coordination (one time I masturbated my leg for a half-hour), but I have gotten drunk and driven my cart into a water h... / Continue →