Gotta Burn 'Em All!: Ugly-Ass Pokémons

Note: Full-res version HERE.

With faces like that you lil monsters can't really blame your parents for abandoning you. Just sayin', one time I saw a cat abandon one of its kittens and that thing was cute as shit. I'm talking adorable. I'm not even a crying man but I shed diamond-plated tears when I saw it. So you know what I did? I had a nice long sit-down with that momma cat.

Me: Hey -- you can't just abandon one of your children!
Cat: Like hell I can't, it tried biting one of my teats off.
Me: LOLWUT?!
Cat: I'm serious, like the whole damn thing.
Me: *suckling*
Cat: Meow.
Me: Do I have a milk mustache?

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Thanks to Pokeemanz, who just caught 'em all and doesn't know what to do with himself. Here's an idea: stop running around with that butterfly net and get a job.

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