August 2, 2010

Finally: An Innuendo-Filled Pokémon Rap Song

Filed Under: characters / euphemisms / i see what you did there / innuendo / monsters / not bad / pokemon / rap music / sexual moves / sexy talk / song / sure why not / surprisingly not the worst thing i've ever heard / yow yow

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This is 'The Birds and the Beedrills', a Pokémon themed rap song that uses 151 monsters as sexual euphemisms. It's actually surprisingly good and jam-packed with meaningful lyrics. Provided, "playing with those Jigglypuffs, trying Veno-nat to Squirtle" is meaningful. Which, don't lie -- is far more profound than anything else you've ever heard in a song. Move over, Fiona Apple, your shit's pear in comparison! (See what I did there?)

Hit it for the probably NSFW song.

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Thanks to Cody and hostedmouth, who only get down with World of Warcraft euphemisms. Yeah? I've done it in the Azeroth before.