You're Scaring Me: Dr. Manhattan Contacts

Want to look like Dr. Manhattan from 'Watchmen'? Here's what you do: find a magic lamp. Then ask the genie to blow up your wiener like 2X 6X, and paint it blue. BOOM -- it's like you're fighting crime already. Oh, and you're gonna need these contacts. Available from King of Swords for $60 a pair, the non-prescription lenses will last over a year with "occasional use". That means you can't wear them to work every day. Casual Fridays, sure, BUT YOU BETTER NOT FORGET THE HAWAIIAN SHIRT.
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dr. manhattan's eyes can now be yours [technabob]
Thanks to Lindsay, who just painted a pair of regular contacts white. Smart.
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