Jul 22 2010You'll Only Burn Faster, Card-Bot!: Giant Cardboard Robot Arms Available On Etsy
Want to pretend you're a giant robot? I will f***ing kill you. But if you're determined to die by my hand go ahead and pick up a pair of $85 Giant Cardboard Robot Arms from Etsy seller giantcardboardrobot, then give me a call. I'll be waiting drinking.
Arm yourself with giant cardboard robot arms! Perfect for giant robot hugs, super high high-fives, & terrorizing small children.
Customize them just for you! Cover them in stickers, paint them, glue stuff to them, or add lights. Treat your new arms as your cardboard canvas.Each arm is approximately 5' 6" in length (about 3 feet longer from where your hands will grab), 9" x 9" in width. The arms allow for both 90° bending motion in the elbows as well as 360° rotation of the wrist. The arms break down into easily assembled component parts.
You know what they say about a guy with giant cardboard robot arms, don't you? He's trying to compensate for something. Probably not having a soul, since that's what differentiates man from machine. I will burn your heartless ass alive, Wannabe-Bot! Now transform and roll out back while I find the lighter fluid.
Hit the jump for three more shots and another link to the seller's Etsy if you've really decided it's your time to go.
giantcardboardrobots' Etsy Page
Thanks to David B., Ford and Bronson, who
Reader Comments
1. Will - July 22, 2010 8:48 PM
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2. FIRSTOMG - July 22, 2010 8:49 PM
FIRST I AM TEH BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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4. Tom - July 22, 2010 8:53 PM
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5. IM NUMBER 53 - July 22, 2010 8:55 PM
^1,2,3 FAIL!
6. Calyster the add hater - July 22, 2010 9:01 PM
woot finally my anti-adders claw got invented >:D
@add adders YOUD BETTER WATCH YOUR ASS NOW IM GONNA RAPE IT WITH THOSE CLAW MUHUHUHUHAHAHAHAHA!
7. KoMoDo - July 22, 2010 10:07 PM
First thing I thought of when I saw these, Generator Rex costume.
8. Robot Owl - July 22, 2010 10:12 PM
awesome!!! i'm gonna wear them on campus
9. candy - July 22, 2010 10:35 PM
Ok
There is NO FREKING WAY in Hell I am Paying 85 Bucks for something that I can find in the Dumpster of my Walmart,
They look so freaking simple to make, Not to mention is FREAKING cardboard and if it rains or of you are too rough, they will break,
Nice idea but completely Fail pricewise
10. Alexandra♪ - July 22, 2010 10:44 PM
If this were made out of metal and sharp enough to kill, I'd totally buy it.
Add a bad ass helmet and it's done.
11. <-number 11 - July 22, 2010 10:59 PM
number 11?
12. Consumer Idiot - July 22, 2010 11:12 PM
I'll make anyone a set for $80...and a free robot hat.
13. Lord Tarl - July 22, 2010 11:39 PM
yeah for 85 bucks I would want a giant card board robot cock to go with it. That way I would have something to do with those hands...
14. Richard McBeef, PhD - July 23, 2010 1:00 AM
@8 - LOL. that's some old fashioned hidden humor right there. A+
15. Raptor Assasin - July 23, 2010 1:16 AM
WIN
16. Dan - July 23, 2010 1:45 AM
First
17. Dan - July 23, 2010 1:45 AM
ow #*%^
18. Calyster the add hater - July 23, 2010 2:38 AM
@13 i loled so hard XD
19. Ocelot - July 23, 2010 2:45 AM
GTFO fake GW! I'm getting pissed dude...
20. Doostin - July 23, 2010 2:47 AM
You know for someone who despises robots so much, you do comment about them way too much. Just saying.
Also, I like the Robo-Pong ad at the bottom of the site.
21. oh man - July 23, 2010 7:34 AM
lol@$85
22. TheLepper - July 23, 2010 9:16 AM
@ 2 and 3. SUPER FAIL! ahahahahha
23. Hop Le - July 23, 2010 1:52 PM
BRING THOSE TO COMICON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
24. THEVWSOCIETY - July 25, 2010 4:47 AM
The Robots have taken me. Please send help.