You'll Only Burn Faster, Card-Bot!: Giant Cardboard Robot Arms Available On Etsy

Want to pretend you're a giant robot? I will f***ing kill you. But if you're determined to die by my hand go ahead and pick up a pair of $85 Giant Cardboard Robot Arms from Etsy seller giantcardboardrobot, then give me a call. I'll be waiting drinking.

Arm yourself with giant cardboard robot arms! Perfect for giant robot hugs, super high high-fives, & terrorizing small children.

Customize them just for you! Cover them in stickers, paint them, glue stuff to them, or add lights. Treat your new arms as your cardboard canvas.

Each arm is approximately 5' 6" in length (about 3 feet longer from where your hands will grab), 9" x 9" in width. The arms allow for both 90° bending motion in the elbows as well as 360° rotation of the wrist. The arms break down into easily assembled component parts.

You know what they say about a guy with giant cardboard robot arms, don't you? He's trying to compensate for something. Probably not having a soul, since that's what differentiates man from machine. I will burn your heartless ass alive, Wannabe-Bot! Now transform and roll out back while I find the lighter fluid.

Hit the jump for three more shots and another link to the seller's Etsy if you've really decided it's your time to go.

giantcardboardrobots' Etsy Page

Thanks to David B., Ford and Bronson, who

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