Jul 8 2010Why Geeks Are Better At Sex, A List

haha. some are true

First! FIRST FAT ASS! This guy is the first one out in dodge ball! Just sayin...

is that pic GW at 10 years old? AWEEEEE, he was a cute one!

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I'll buy it. Now someone go out of their way to be special to me. I have a new, low-cut dress and I need to go somewhere fancy enough to wear it.

Ah yes, my personals ad.
With my picture and description.

well that was lame and unoriginal... the whole thing sounded like a bumper sticker

That guy has a sweet little pussy always waiting for him. Just look in the bottom-right corner.

Yup, that is without a doubt the GW guy. I know this because only a tard like that would put an advertisement on geekologie FOR geekologie.

Oh hay geeks sorry:

http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2010/06/23/selfish-lovers-are-better-sex

Stop trying so hard silly!

oh and we're good with our hands

After typing all these years, most better had build some strenght in the fingers right?

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Some girls prefer geeks.

But if you're going to imply that you're a superuser and your sex partner is an "ordinary user," you might as well give up on ever having sex again.

Gotta go with "never seen a vagina before" to explain ths

Yeah, um, that list is terribly sad. I actually want to cry a little for the poor sad focker that wrote it and honestly doesn't see what is

so,

SO wrong with it.

"Paging Mr. Asperger, Mr. Autism T. Asperger! Your hug chair is ready sir!"

holy crap, the scary part is I think my ex lives with the guy in the pic!

OCD GEEKZ RAWK AT SEKS!

ALL TRUFES!

Prrouuut! poufff beurk! Imagine the odors on the floor. This is a vision of horror!

Love it!, especially ...

"6. We watch a lot of porn, so we know a lot of positions. This means we're open to trying them all."

It's so true, I'm pro because of online porn. TV is my third parent, but the internet is my dirty Uncle that tell me all about women while intoxicated at the wedding.

I'd take a geek over DJ Pauly D type anytime. (i googled the cast, b/c there needs to be a primitive pic of the douche definition) for the visual people... ie, non 420's that are in the boring reality cycle mode. I used to be a boring reality person. Then 420 rescued me and i'm never going back to boring 'normal' reality. Don't get me wrong, i'm not a full time 420'er, just everyday but I still live in reality. Except now it's less boring. I would like to thank Mother Nature for birthing such a magical herb. Bless your soul. I try not to use too many coffee cups at work... but sometimes I just want a brand new one. Here's how it should be: Love the earth, but not the world. The world sucks and the people suck even more. I choose to view animal life as more precious than any human life. It's not my fault that I was born a human! Now I just have to deal with it sadly. I would love to be a rare black leopard with a rifle and thumbs so I could shoot the worthless human life taxidermists.
Curses!, I wake up in 3.5 hours and still haven't gone to sleep. I sleep alone, with nobody else as George T once sang. Okay, it was drink, but since it's night, or very premature morning, I shall use the world sleep. Good Night EARTH (not world)

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Snipe the Magpie has audubon wren crow about these seagulls is that he does not parrot cremaster them, and because it is the pu-AHHH fuckit!

I like ^ that guy! He's funny.

I'll bet you taste like Mountain Dew and sausage.

So this guy is from like, umm, this place an stuff? Right? An he wuz umm, like, going to thuh store n junk? An I wuz all: "Hey, dude! wherez yer, umm, stuff n stuff?"? An, umm, so he wuz like: "OK, so who r you?"? N so I wuz all: "Oh, so OK why don't you just, umm, shut up, right?"?

So then! Then, right? So then this guy goes: "Hey! You don't, umm, you don't tell me, you don't talk to me like that, OK?"? So!

"In your mouse, I long to pee, clean your room, Haitian tea."

This is Bullsh*t! STOP WRITING THAT CRAP! This is Geekologie, not your personal therapy room. You know if you are in pain there is a way to end your suffering. Just hand all your problems over to Jesus. He will wash away your sins. He will cleanse you of the Devil's influence. He will remove your garments of sin and wash your original body. He will anoint your naked soul with the blood of the lamb that has been freshly killed. He will clean you of the blood with the essense of his body. He will wash your body with His body, cleaning your lithe, young, supple form with his rod and his staff. He will cleanse the moisture from your tanned, muscular thighs with His holy tongue. So get some SAVED today and start being holy, right now!

What is this guy, retarted? hes so fat! who would fuk him anyway?

Who would fuk you bich!

you mispelled retarded lol dick

Is that a CRT in the upper left corner? How old is this picture?

Teh guy looks like a hairy turdle! oops i ment a harry turdle! turdle-urdle-urdle umm, we know that, umm, you, umm, killed Lois. -brrriiing- Ummmm, hull-eau? Uuuuuuuuuhhhh, neau. We can, umm, put you at thu, uum, scene where she w-, umm, wuz, umm, killed.

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for a site called geekologie you would expect a more geekier userbase. calm down people.

I'm not sure but I think it's been all me since @24...
Yup.

except @39 Combo breakin' bitch! Broke my string! Now, you DIE!

Very funny post! I think geeks are so busy with technology they don’t even differentiate anymore girls from technologies. Maybe geeks are better because they think a lot not concentrating on the woman while doing something.

FK that, not true. ive dated geeks and jerks. geeks are busy playing video games but an A-hole guy will f**** you anytime.

...Fergeson. @39 Seriously, dude! What, the FUK! How's a fella supposed to squeeze the shit out of his head and spread all over the stage if a pinhead like you horns in with his "call for reason" Dipshit! This is performance art! If you don't recognize genius when you read it, STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY! This is MY house! "More geekier"? Jesus fuck! LEARN something! NOW! Where wuz I...

You are all a bunch of fags looking at a fat guy in his underwear.

@DevilDog1998: Really? Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of faggotry? Ex soldier boy? Spent some time in the Marines? Alone in the desert with all those boys. I'm sure you had your fun.

FUCK YOU FAG! ALLFAGS MUST DIE!

Hey, calm down. It's OK, it happens. The only thing wrong with it is to deny it. Just be who you are and stop fighting it.

You don't know what you are talking about! You're a big faggot!

At least I know it. Just quit trying to be something your not. You are who you are.

If you were right, and I'm not saying you are, what would someone do about it?

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Goodnight all, thank you for your time. I hope you enjoyed my show. Oh, and Cup-O-Jesus says hi.

well, this is something to thinj about, really :)))))))))

I dated a geek one time... he was horrible at communicating unless it was through IM or mIRC... and if he got excited while I visited. He went into 'standby' mode.

@devildog1998, while your out fag bashing tonight I am going to be you house, fucking your girlfriend (probably your mother) in the arse!

GW- Is there anyway to block dildos from commenting? By dildos I mean douchebags, God knows dildos are okay in my book.

How come people who spend more time with virtual people could have better sex with real humans then "normal people" ? I mean if I spent hours playing around with a "fake" computer, would I be so great if I found myself in front of a real computer ?

I <3 Geeks

LMAO!!! Nobody said anything to 5. So much for Geeks being more in tuned with women.

@ 57 and 58:

Read 54

The title is wrong

Geeks could be better at sex

Fix'd

@21 I fail to see the relevance of your comment but all input is appreciated :D

@32 GTFO! This isn't the place for your hey-zeus Xenu tom cruise buddah temple priest worship time

...reminds me of the explanation from revenge of the nerds. While the jocks and assholes occupy their time with sports and other douchey things, nerds and geeks constantly think about sex.

@64 oh what a niiiiight!
why'd it take so long to see the light?
seemed so wrong, but now it seems so right.
what a healer, what a night!

There ARE some valid points to that list however there are 2 kinds of geek when it comes to women and realtionships. I know this because I am one.
1-There's the kind of nerd/geek who'd rather code/game/watch anime whatever his nerdy heart desires rather than be with his woman. The kind that won't stop playing wow even though his GF is begging for some coitus.
2-The other kind will gladly stop playing a game or whatever they're doing at the possibilty of just looking at an attractive woman, this effect is increased dramatically when the possibilty of copulation is present.

Which on are you!?!?

I bet all my life savings that the guy in the picture above is a type 1 geek.

Sex always seems to find me. See? I was even a 69 in my previous post. I'm totally a number two.

@69,70 that's fantasic, we need more type 2's, the type 1 geeks are giving us a bad name

I swear that guy is or looks like my ex. that's also so something he would do, sit around in his underwear working on computer towers.

@65
Read 54... again

Hell read 44

Hey Cup-O-Jesus nice to see you back. And nice work last night by the way. Thanks! Yeah I was up late and bored so I thought I'd invent about 30 people to talk to on the comments section. I'm particularly proud of the "Marine" and the "Fag" getting in a fight and then exchanging numbers. Oh, by the way, did you call any of them? No but I looked them up. Nice! Thanks I was crackin' myself up. Yeah and people still don't get it and thing the fag bashing marine was real. I know! too funny. Still, don't you think it's a little sad fishing for compliments like this? Pointing it out to people? Yeah, but as I said, I'm pretty bored. Another long summer job. OK well see ya. OK, bye!

Oh, and I loved the "Mountain Dew and Sausages" comment, even if you kinda ripped off Family Guy. I know, right! That's what happens when you are sleep deprived. So what are you doin' now? Oh, just screwing around on Geekologie, why? Well, I know you still have to finish the med kits and submit them today or Rod won't have time to get the order out before Monday. I know but this is so much more fun. ADD much? Yeah, yeah but I can only take so many meds in one day. Did you top out yet? Oh no, not even close. Well then fill up boy! Alright sir. Captain Adderall AWAY!!

Also, don't you think that "Cup-O-Sneezes" is a little disrespectful? What, as opposed to "Cup-O-Jesus"? Yeah, I know but still "Jesus" is bad enough but now your messing with the name Jesus. Ummmm, so? Well some people DO believe in that stuff. Ummmm, so? So, it's just rude. I mean if someone is simple enough to believe the story is literally real then they're probably simple enough to get offended if you mock it. As in their self-esteem is based on EXTERNAL criteria and they identify as themselves things OUTSIDE themselves. Their car, their job, their belief system is actually an extension of what they identify as the "Self".

Better? Not really. OK, I know. I get it. An emotionally developed person's self-esteem is based on INTERNAL criteria. What I identify as "Who I am" is based on what I DO, and my opinion of myself. Which is based on "Am I adhering to my on values? Am I living up to my own beliefs on what's important to me?" Like that. So that my belief about my own value is based on MY opinion of myself as opposed to someone else's opinion of myself.

Exactly! If you get offended by something someone else says then you are putting their opinion of you ABOVE your own opinion of you. Handing control of your life over to someone else. You're saying: "Here, you can decide how I will feel, and how I will feel about myself, at any time just by saying a few words." No, I get it. So true self-esteem is: I choose what is important to me, like not stealing from people, treating people who work for me with respect etc. and then I follow those values. My criteria for myself, my way of judging if I am worthy, deserving or not. As long as I live up to my PERSONAL criteria, I am of value. I know what I have overcome in my life and no one else does. Therefore, how could they possibly judge me? They don't know me like I know me. Therefore, my opinion of me has more value to me then their opinion of me.

I also like to be different people at the same time. More company that way.

Yes. So if your self-esteem is based on external criteria, then people can also control you by controling those criteria. If your boss fires you, then you feel like less of a man because you don't have that cool job. Or if you grab a bat and start bashing the car of an "external" guy, he will want to kill you because in a very real way part of him, part of what he identifies as "me", is that car and you are almost literally bashing him. You are destroying his value. He knows who he is in part by how nice his car is. And he will defend it as vigorously as if you were actually hitting his body. Hell, you don't even need to touch the car. just make him doubt how cool it is by commenting that you dont like it. That alone can be enough to cause a physical reaction. They call it "defending my honor". Self-esteem in these externals can be that fragile.

@80: yeah I spend alot of time alone on the job, either physically or intellectually. I don't think I'm BETTER than the folks I'm with but I do get bored and lonely when I know what people are going to say and how they will react and why, and they are a complete mystery to themselves. People talk sometimes and I hear the desert wind teasing dust clouds into the sky.

So, are we done? Did you get what you wanted? Yeah, I think I'm through here for now. Yeah, you said that before. Well I did accomplish my goal, to avoid the med kits for awhile. Yeah, but are you DONE now? Yes, I believe I am "Done for now". Great well now it's lunch time so that will kill another hour if you get involved in some meaningless banter. That's what I do! And that's what I said, killing an hour taking a verbal shit in the Galley. So what'll it be today? Faux-Turkey or Ham-ish? Well, do you want texture and volume or actual nutritional value? Ewwww, tough call. Do I have to choose? Can't I have both? Not out here, pal. OK, the "Ham" it is. Although, can they actually call it "Ham"? I mean, is it one of those things where they can't spell it correctly and they have to call it "Hamm", or "Haam" or something? Oh, like "Tur-kee"? YES! or "Turkey Product" Ha ha ha! I like it! Or: "Made from a ham-like substance"! Hee he! You so bad! Ok, ok, let's get going. There's space to fill and non-nutritive substances to ingest and consume.

Thanks again everyone!
Goodbye.
Goodbye.

HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

@CAPSLOCK: Oh thank Me! Finally an external pipes in. And I don't doubt that you do, but probably not as well as you think. You guys are usually self-deluded.
"How wuz I? Good, huh?"
"Oh yeah, you were the BEST. So do you want lunch or just the cash?"

Sleep well sugar.

Ooohhhhh, wait a minute. @83: Are you Jake? You ARE, aren't you? Bastard!

light it up folks!

Who the fuck took my picture?!?!? Dammit people!

ah well, any hot ladies interested? no more mullet tho.... damn i miss it....

and Type 2 geek here! You know what they say about us fat guys right? We can eat and eat and eat.... for a long long time. his tongue and jaw not about to get tired anytime soon ladies ;-)~

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A)Mr. Schizo/Multiple Man/Agent Smith: Quite entertaining, but perhaps not the right venue? The flamewars were funny though
B)Revenge of the Nerds said it best: Of course nerds are better at sex; Jocks are always thinking about sports and nerds are always thinking about sex!

Just reading this says a lot. Sorry but it takes experience to be good at sex. Something tells me your not getting a lot of play time...Just saying.