When Missing A Kickflip Means Certain Death: Riding The World's Largest Skateboard

This is a video of the world's largest skateboard. How big is the world's largest skateboard? Bigger than a breadbox, smaller than the planet. That should give you a pretty good idea. Did I ever tell you I broke my arm trying to ollie over the recycling bin in my driveway? That happened. No, you're the poser! But in the great words of Evel Knievel: bones heal, chicks dig scars, pain is temporary, glory is for HOLY SHIT I CAN SEE THE BONE. MOM -- CALL THE AMBERLAMPS!
Hit it for the Paul Bunyan-y board.
Thanks to ChickenNoodo, who not only won't make you better if you have a cold, but will actually pour Draino in your soup to keep you sick. WTF?!
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