Jul 29 2010Wait, But Why?: The Defibrillator Toaster
Why are there so many conceptual toasters? Are you folks really having trouble using the ones you have? I mean, not to brag or anything, but I can toast bread with over a 60% success rate. Did I mention I'm batting over 80% on cooking Ramen noodles? I know, I know, I'm a culinary dreamboat. Anyway, this is the Toast/E/R Defibrillator designed by Shay Carmon. It's a toaster that looks like a defibrillator. It's almost as clever as a home telephone that looks like a defibrillator, but less funny when you prank-call your grandma. Haha -- you just killed her!
Hit the jump for one more shot if you care about saving this bread.
Toast/E/R Defibrillator "Revives Your Old Bread" [thatsnerdalicious]
Thanks to Kristen, who only toasts bread in a pan. Perfect, I want a grilled cheese.
Reader Comments
1. cameron - July 29, 2010 1:56 PM
AMAZING first?
2. Ryan. - July 29, 2010 1:58 PM
^^lolfirstard
Yeah, i saw this. It's pretty awesome.
3. Klume J. Fneeble - July 29, 2010 2:06 PM
Speaking as a medical bla bla bla I can say that this is all wrong. The real dejigglators don't have a slippy drippy and the runny is the wrong color.
Hi Jake!
4. ciao - July 29, 2010 2:10 PM
talking about making some heart healthy toast...lol
5. MONSOON TIDAL WAVE HURRICANE - July 29, 2010 2:11 PM
OH THIS ROCKS I WANT TO MAKE CHEESE MELTS FOR THE INDIGENT CARDIAC PATIENTS!
I! LOVE! CAPS!
6. babi-pink 3445 - July 29, 2010 2:15 PM
heart healthy toast! I get it. Cause it's fo ryour heart and when you shock the toast it makes it... the electricity is good fo... the toast...
health
AH, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
oh god, too funny heart healt.. AHHH, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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8. Shelbon - July 29, 2010 2:21 PM
Duracell advertisement in
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9. Shelbon - July 29, 2010 2:21 PM
Consider this: Whenever my hunger is on the line and I need some toast stat, I only trust one brand of battery for my toast difibrillator. Duracell!
10. Sally - July 29, 2010 2:22 PM
Well, it would be easier to clean.
11. wanker - July 29, 2010 2:22 PM
neat
12. Sally - July 29, 2010 2:22 PM
Well, it would be easier to clean.
13. Leftover - July 29, 2010 2:24 PM
Croque monsieur, FTR. It won't work for the mrs.
14. Shelbon - July 29, 2010 2:24 PM
This is
a neat idea, but how can it get you drunk?
15. Robot Owl - July 29, 2010 2:29 PM
OMG YES PLEASE
16. Dr. Toast - July 29, 2010 2:31 PM
Nurse, bring me the defibrillator..
17. John - July 29, 2010 2:32 PM
Anyone thinking what I'm thinking, warm that sucker up and then presto, bread shaped bread-toos!
18. Shelbon - July 29, 2010 2:32 PM
Staples needs to upgrade their easy button to a get's you drunk button or somethin
19. Juniper - July 29, 2010 3:06 PM
@12 Who the hell cleans a toaster?
20. Richard McBeef - July 29, 2010 5:22 PM
@19 - No shit. They should stop working long before needing to be cleaned.
21. Greens - July 29, 2010 5:58 PM
Where can i get one!!
22. ObamaPacman.com - July 29, 2010 6:00 PM
A sign that you are going to get really crappy food, or is it food to die for?
23. zoomzoom - July 29, 2010 6:37 PM
@19 & 20, I clean my toaster! I'm sure your mothers clean/cleaned yours too. I had a friend who found a dead mouse in the crumbs tray of his toaster, which had been there for god knows how long, with filthy rotting mouse seeping into his toast...
anyway... I want one.
50 cc's of peanut butter on toast stat! CLEAR!
24. aneca-koleen n - July 29, 2010 8:02 PM
Gawddd! i want thiss!
25. oddone - July 30, 2010 4:44 PM
thinking of a normal day, Man:lalalala, OH! im heaving a heart failure, dear is this the toaster or defilberator? answer:i dont know dear, try it out. OUSH! its HOT! hm, it helped, and now to celebrate with a cheesy toast, arg! to mush fat! heart failure....
well why do we need more toasters, the matter more advanced toaster, sure it wont be long until it gets arms and legs and when you least expect they´r taking over our world by slaving mankind something like terminator maybe, damntoaster ima keep an eye on you
26. Emmanuelle "Mannie" Chuvan - July 31, 2010 9:13 PM
UNREAL I want one!!
27. mike - January 26, 2011 9:13 PM
I'M A CPR INSTRUCTOR, WHERE CAN I BUY ONE...?????
or is it just an artist concept that will end up in a museum?