Jul 1 2010Waffles. On Sticks: The Wafflesicle Machine
Let's not kid ourselves, we all know the best foods come on sticks. Case in point: bacon, corn dogs, chocolate covered bananas and popsicles. AND NOW WAFFLES! Possibly made by the Blush Company to compliment the Corn Baller, the Lolly Waffle Maker can cook four 9-inch wafflesicles every two minutes. Which, if I learned anything about solving word problems in math class, is well over 14 waffles an hour. Breakfast will never be the same again. And not just because you're gonna be wearing butter and syrup on your shirt more often. No, eventually you'll start experimenting with waffles in the bedroom and next thing you know -- GAAAAHH!! -- you've poked your partner's eyes out with a wafflesicle stick. Safety goggles. That's the real lesson here.
The Wafflesicle Maker Has Changed Breakfast Forever [gizmodo]
Reader Comments
1. Bunuh Diri - July 1, 2010 8:16 PM
I want this. Very, Very Badly.
2. Truk - July 1, 2010 8:16 PM
waffle hole?
3. Truk - July 1, 2010 8:17 PM
is this why aunt jamima is smiling?
4. Sagem - July 1, 2010 8:28 PM
i think you mean BLUTH company, not BLUSH company.
but yeah, total cornballer.
5. Dude - July 1, 2010 8:29 PM
You meant "Bluth Company", no doubt.
6. proteon - July 1, 2010 8:40 PM
Not bad
7. Calyster - July 1, 2010 8:49 PM
ROFL i never tough of such a thing lol so useless XD
8. Fi_Thun - July 1, 2010 8:51 PM
I want some.
9. Fi_Thun - July 1, 2010 8:52 PM
I want some.
10. Fi_Thun - July 1, 2010 8:54 PM
I love waffle.
11. cxv2e - July 1, 2010 9:25 PM
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12. TheDudeaBides - July 1, 2010 9:29 PM
@12, I totally agree with you.
13. Calyster - July 1, 2010 9:34 PM
@11 yourprobably a bot but in case not GTFO!
14. Chris - July 1, 2010 9:46 PM
Slip a slice of bacon in there for each waffle and then you can call this the perfect treat.
15. Calyster - July 1, 2010 10:25 PM
@14 Mmmmm yummy
16. Señor Smegma Santorum - July 1, 2010 10:36 PM
This single paragraph is probably the funniest article I've ever seen on Geekologie. Each sentence just gets more ridiculous & LOL
17. qwerty - July 1, 2010 10:36 PM
How do you not call that the Waffslical?!?!
18. Omar - July 1, 2010 10:49 PM
4 Waffles / 2 Min = 2 Waffles / Min
Therefore, if 2 waffles are made in 1 Min, and there are 60 minutes in 1 Hour:
2 Waf/ 1Min x 60 Min / 1 Hr =
120 WAFFLES in 1 HOUR. Holy shit. This is amazing waffle technology.
19. cabbo - July 1, 2010 11:22 PM
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20. Robot Owl - July 2, 2010 12:41 AM
mmmm i want ten of those please
21. Natalie - July 2, 2010 1:01 AM
Now we need a big pot of melted butter and a big pot of syrup to easily dunk in and we're in heaven. Literally, we'll all die.
22. Ominous - July 2, 2010 1:26 AM
And some bacon wrapped around it, please :)
23. Maggie - July 2, 2010 2:42 AM
i'll have to fanboy out and also point out BLUTH not BLUSH
but yes... amaaaazing
24. Los - July 2, 2010 2:53 AM
i do not see a high risk of third degree burns from using causing the pop pop to be wanted in mexico, Bluth Cornballer it is not. btw what would probably work is to just cook bacon and lay it on the stick before the batter is poured to cook it inside the waffle. pure mouthgasm
25. bOB - July 2, 2010 3:05 AM
BLUSH?WTF!!!RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
26. XX - July 2, 2010 3:16 AM
Mmmmm..... perfect after hitting the bong. Just need a small bowl to put the syrup in for dipping.
27. kabir - July 2, 2010 8:34 AM
its funny how some of you are amazed at this when they sell these waffles at the malls for a quarter each.. they even make them with hotdogs or bacon bits or cheese or chocolate inside the waffles..
28. (◕_◕)┌∩┐Closet Nerd - July 2, 2010 10:10 AM
A waffle stick is better than the story of the guy who put a dildo on a reciprocating saw, and gave his wife an "at home episiotomy".... OUCH
..... just sayin
29. Marcus - July 2, 2010 10:57 AM
Don't tell me. this is American, right?
30. Elan - July 2, 2010 11:04 AM
*Bluth
Soy loco por los cornballs!
31. Shelbon - July 2, 2010 12:02 PM
old news, Mrs. Butterworth has been using these to "pleasure" herself for years now...just sayin'
32. ciao - July 2, 2010 5:59 PM
they look like corn
33. Waffle Lover - September 6, 2010 3:30 PM
Defenitely a Neumarker machine!! We also have one for selling on fairs and festivals. We use to produce 4 waffles in 1 minute baking time: So it's more than 200 waffles an hour!!!!
34. eron - November 18, 2010 9:23 AM
OLD