This is a surveillance video that was just released from a Swedish bank robbery that went down back in September. The robbers landed a helicopter on the roof, broke into the Louvre-ass looking ceiling, and proceeded to escape with over $5 million (US) in Swedish Fish kronar. Krona krona bills ya'll.
Fortunately or unfortunately, depending on whether or not you view these guys as brilliant schemers or common criminals, 10 of them got caught and are going on trial next month. But now that the trial is about to begin, they've released the above footage of the crime itself.
Pfft, amateurs. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't one of the most important things to remember when robbing a bank IS NOT TO GET CAUGHT? Cause otherwise you're not so much a bank robber as you are prison penis fodder, are you? Hoho -- YO ASS GONNA GET STOLE!
Sad burglar is sad.
Seen here looking like the sad idiot moron that he is, 25-year old stupid Cody Wilkins has been charged with a string of burglaries in Montgomery County, MD (MOCO FOR THE WIN -- GO QO COUGARS!) after leaving his cell phone charging at a house he was robbing... / Continue →
Some moron decided it would be a good idea to attempt stealing holy gas from a church van. Only problem is, Jesus wasn't having it. BURN HEATHEN, BUUUUURN!
Blake King, 24, was reported in stable condition Wednesday in Vanderbilt University Hospital's Burn Center.
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Picture sadly unrelated: it was a regular-ass controller.
A Florida man was arrested after attempting to rob a convenience store by pretending the Playstation controller in his pocket was a gun. *facepalm* You didn't even have the wherewithal to use A NES Zapper?!
He was ar... / Continue →