Between the oil spills and hoversharks, I propose we go ahead fill the oceans with concrete. Not only will we never have to worry about tsunamis, but -- OMG, I JUST SOLVED THE OVERCROWDING PROBLEM! There, uh, was a population overcrowding problem, right? Who cares, I'm walking to China!
Thanks to Christopher, who I'm pretending is Mr. Walken to boost my self-esteem. Loved you in King of New York!
Sure it may look like a couple boards nailed together into a T, but just imagine if it were a human body. Pretty creepy huh? What do you mean you're having trouble imagining it's a body? I swear, you have no imagination. You having lost your childlike innocence forever and ... / Continue →
F*** YEAH TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY!
As Advertised [epicwinftw]
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A monster truck crushing a race car and advertising chocolate covered bacon on a stick (plus ice cold water, wings and great food). Is it raining where you are? Because it is here. That's God crying tears of joy.
Possibly The Greatest Single Picture Of All Time [jalopnik]
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