Suck It, Da Vinci!: Lawnmower On A Stick
There are good ideas and there are great ideas. This is a f***ing terrible one: taping a lawnmower to a stick, then using it to trim the hedges. Jesus -- WTF's the matter with you? How about you, oh I don't know -- STOP BEING SUCH A CHEAPASS AND BUY A FLAMETHROWER LIKE A NORMAL PERSON? Per Youtube video description:
Steve McGranahan the Worlds Strongest Redneck using his lawnmower on a stick.
Whoa whoa whoa -- World's Strongest Redneck? That's one bold-ass claim. Because one time I saw a redneck on a bicycle towing his mobile home down the highway. Suck it, Steve -- let's see you tow a trailer on cinderblocks!
Hit the jump for the moderately entertaining video.
Lawnmower on a Stick [neatorama]
Thanks to Christian, who agrees you might be a redneck if you've ever rolled an old couch around in your yard to mat down the grass so you don't have to mow.
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