Jul 13 2010South Korea Deploys Terminators Along Border To Kill Intruders From The North
Look at that picture. Can you tell which one's the humanoid robot? That was a trick question -- those are all real people. Jesus, stop being so paranoid.
Two robots with surveillance, tracking, firing and voice recognition systems were integrated into a single unit, a defence ministry spokesman said.
The robot uses heat and motion detectors to sense possible threats, and alerts command centres, Yonhap said.If the command centre operator cannot identify possible intruders through the robot's audio or video communications system, the operator can order it to fire its gun or 40mm automatic grenade launcher.
Pfft, why even bother trying to identify the intruder? Intruders, by nature, are bad. Otherwise they'd be guests. No, when it comes to homeland (and apartment) security, I say shoot first and dispose of evidence later. Isn't that right, mysterious blood stain by the door?! (I got high and forgot I ordered pizza)
South Korea deploys robot capable of killing intruders along border with North [telegraph]
Thanks to Chris E, letseatlunch, Gonkless, Nick, foo and Pillow Full of Nails, who prefer bats to guns because they're much more intimate.
Reader Comments
1. Yoog - July 13, 2010 10:24 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2. [:-] Asperflux [:-] - July 13, 2010 10:28 AM
Long last the robots!
Stop using us for war.
3. Elvisio - July 13, 2010 10:30 AM
I bet it uses Fushigi sensor technology
4. hurr - July 13, 2010 10:31 AM
4th
5. Samir Notgonaworkhereanymore - July 13, 2010 10:37 AM
And what happens when the North's hackers take control of these things? Then What!? THEN WHAT!!?
6. Samir Notgonaworkhereanymore - July 13, 2010 10:39 AM
@2, I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that.....
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9. Super KNob - July 13, 2010 11:13 AM
America really needs to get on the stick and build kickass death robots to fight the Korean robots. Ever other crazy country is making them now. You can't tell me the Japanese ASIMO can't just pick up a flame-thrower and go to town.
10. ElFritoBanderas - July 13, 2010 11:18 AM
Wait what? A country that is actually enforcing illegal immigration prevention? Can't wait to see all the Liberal's heads exploding over this one! LOLZASAURUS!!
We *used* to put men on the moon; now this country can't even keep millions of mustache'od gardners, cooks, housekeepers, and wannabe gangstas from free-flowing across la border, get jused to espeaking Espanish gringos, jou're going to need eet!! ARIBA!! AYEYAIYAITAII!!
11. Sum Yung Guiye - July 13, 2010 11:29 AM
That's my brother on the left.
12. blueZorro - July 13, 2010 11:31 AM
This makes sense.
13. Em - July 13, 2010 11:48 AM
Don't worry, this is all part of the world's big plan to kill off all the North Koreans so we can build the biggest Disneyworld yet! Disneyworld North Korea!
14. NATSIRT - July 13, 2010 2:26 PM
Question?? Is the man holding binoculars also holding a flesh-taco?
15. Faaa - July 13, 2010 3:50 PM
North korea is best korea
16. Page - July 13, 2010 4:49 PM
I like how I'm paranoid of robots now. Thanks Geekologie
17. Johnnycmaniac - July 13, 2010 5:38 PM
I bet they're going to set up Siege Tanks and Spider-mines.
18. lynxeleopardo - July 13, 2010 9:03 PM
Goliath Online!
19. ErrorSeeker - July 14, 2010 3:55 AM
Hey Guys,
the picture shows NORTH Korean soldiers!!!!
20. Cal - July 14, 2010 4:08 AM
Lol Thanks, ErrorSeeker, I was going to point that out myself. Even then I don't think they are actual soldiers, probably models just posing for a pic in Pyongyang because I've never seen any of the North's troops that dont' look like they are swimming in their uniforms. :P
21. Stupid American - July 14, 2010 12:10 PM
@#10 - yer funny! I's gonna remember that'n!
22. Paul Paul - July 17, 2010 6:31 AM
If these so called 'Terminators' are anything like Bina48 then Korea are in a LOT of trouble XD
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