Remember To Play Safe: Game Boy Condoms

This is a box of Game Boy themed wiener wrappers designed by artist/illustrator Ben Marsh. Each paper Game Boy comes filled with six cartridge-condoms to help prevent the spread of disease and crying babies.

The handheld-themed packaging contains six pleasurable varieties of "playable" prophylactics, each with its own punny name:

* Ribbed - The Long End of Zelda
* Heat - Dong
* Tingle - Bone Zone 2
* Thin - Super Mario Land of Love
* X Safe - Sextris
* Large - Donkey Shlong

Clever. Of course, I've been rocking video game condoms forever (read: putting my wiener through the hole in PS3 discs). Don't tell the guys at GameStop!

Hit the jump for several more shots of the safety first.

Nerdy Knob Covers Of The Day [thedailywh.at]

Thanks to treekisser, who takes going green to a whole, much more erotic level.

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