Jul 26 2010Parenting: I Smoked Pot And Watched Pr0n And All I Got Was To Make This Crappy Sign

This is a picture of a kid who got busted smoking pot and watching pr0n. And because getting caught by your parents WHILE YOU'RE HIGH AND WITH YOUR WIENER IN YOUR HAND isn't bad enough, they made him make this sign and stand by the road. God, you poor bastard. Just be thankful it wasn't the time you put an E pill up your ass and tried on your sister's underwear.
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Thanks to Leslie, who reminds us all: you're not in trouble if you don't get caught.
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Reader Comments
1. mads - July 26, 2010 5:44 PM
first
2. Phalicy - July 26, 2010 5:45 PM
This kid wouldnt be the first.
3. mads einfeldt - July 26, 2010 5:45 PM
mads einfeldt btw ... i was first .... win ^^
4. wes - July 26, 2010 5:48 PM
Thats not punishment.. That kid is now the coolest kid on the block.
5. VaultDweller13 - July 26, 2010 5:58 PM
Public humiliation is the ultimate form of child raising. They need to learn to be ashamed of themselves at an early age.
6. Shelbon - July 26, 2010 6:00 PM
When he get's older I bet he seems like someone I'd like to have a dew beers with
7. Mecha-Hitler - July 26, 2010 6:01 PM
I like how he is smiling
8. NotaTard - July 26, 2010 6:24 PM
what a loser
1. lock the door
2. put a towel under the door
3. make some noise so they dont hear you beat'n your meat
6. their not mad about the p0rn their mad about you ruining all your socks
9. Rude - July 26, 2010 6:29 PM
...
4. ???
5. Profit
10. JoshtheRipper - July 26, 2010 6:36 PM
He just became an instant celebrity. Maybe his parents were actually trying to help him out.
11. Maniscus J - July 26, 2010 6:37 PM
maniscus j like.
12. Compound9 - July 26, 2010 6:49 PM
Sad, Doesn't anyone beat their children anymore?
13. ��� STOMPY ���™ - July 26, 2010 6:51 PM
ahhh you know its funny, these people go to bed thinking everythings fine everythings good, they wake up the next day and they're on fire....
14. Dishy - July 26, 2010 6:51 PM
There's power lines and poles all over that neighborhood. I thought that stuff was all underground by now.
And the grass needs watering.
15. dude - July 26, 2010 6:53 PM
no, parents are too much of pussies these days.. someday public humiliation will be outlawed as well. this kid is a definitive win. he's probably stoned in the picture
16. Angel Mass - July 26, 2010 6:54 PM
Way to go GW
17. Dishy - July 26, 2010 6:59 PM
Why isn't he wearing socks?
Ohhhhhh ......
18. naas=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶ <- you - July 26, 2010 7:06 PM
who doesn't smoke pot before watching porn?
19. Dishy - July 26, 2010 7:15 PM
@18 pot leads to harder things.
20. Hooktizzle - July 26, 2010 7:41 PM
@19 mostly power snacking
21. ORLY - July 26, 2010 8:27 PM
At least he's doing it with a smile. Lol
22. InsertNameHere - July 26, 2010 8:44 PM
Are you sure this is not the GW in his younger days? I bet it is!
23. Thumperchica - July 26, 2010 8:49 PM
Awesomesaucesox.
24. Jt - July 26, 2010 9:28 PM
Pot doesn't lead to harder drugs, people who are going to use harder drugs started with pot almost 9 times out of 10. Every pot smoker doesn't go on to doing crack, meth, etc. It's only a gateway drug for people that don't understand what moderation means and for people who don't value themselves/ the people around them. Honestly weed is harmless (if you want to argue the smoke thing you can EAD and buy a vaporizer). The side-effects people think of constantly only last until it's out of your system. Even then, it depends on what kind of person you were before.
Masturbation is a healthy way to produce more testosterone and it's a good way to get the heart pumping. Porn sets a lot of goals and can help people be more ambitious when they watch it at that age.
Parents don't always know what's best, just because that's the way you were raised doesn't mean it's the best
My name is Jt and I love porn and weed.
25. ShakesBabies - July 26, 2010 10:12 PM
You effin tell 'em Jt
26. ShakesBabies - July 26, 2010 10:13 PM
Nobody wanted to comment on his Jerusalem cruisers?
27. undoings - July 26, 2010 11:06 PM
he's either super proud/super smug about the fact that he smoked pot orrrrrrrr he thought that he'd be able to fit the whole sentence even if he wrote that big; then noticed he dun goofed when also he noticed that I SMOKED POT nearly took up half of the board.
and i'm just an ass who noticed
28. XX - July 26, 2010 11:07 PM
Parental fail! The kid is already embarrassed because his parents caught him. Why humiliate him in front of the neighborhood and whoever else drives by? Fucking morons. I swear parents don't remember what its like to be a kid when they did the same, or similar, things. Could've just reprimanded him, punished him, etc. But to humiliate him..... just wrong.
29. jmc_automatic - July 26, 2010 11:09 PM
Jt is my hero.
Everyone else, go watch the documentary The Union. Extremely well made and explains how everything you've ever been told about weed is a lie.
30. (◕_◕)┌∩┐Closet Nerd - July 26, 2010 11:48 PM
@13 naturaul born killers
If my parents were as "special" as his, they would of made me get that tattooed on my forehead..... or something
That basically described about 10 years of my life.... up until I got married....
now I do it in the master bedroom instead of my parents' basement.... just sayin
31. (◕_◕)┌∩┐Closet Nerd - July 26, 2010 11:52 PM
@24 Thanks Captain Obvious, but Dishy said "harder THINGS", not harder drugs... just sayin
32. Dishy - July 27, 2010 1:20 AM
@31 Closet Nerd, glad to know someone's got a sense of humor. ;-)
33. Volume+ - July 27, 2010 3:35 AM
I have a shirt that says this exact same thing. is this supposed to be bad?
34. Crowley - July 27, 2010 6:54 AM
I don't mean to troll... " Porn sets a lot of goals and can help people be more ambitious when they watch it at that age." but com'on with that gem of a line it's hard not to.
Jesus fucking christ this shit makes people set goals and be more ambitious? We should be setting up Jack-Off classes in our schools if its so wonderful, it would really help turn the troubled youth of todays time around.
I'm not saying porn is a bad thing, but don't try and make it something it's not. Same with pot, yeah it isn't the ominous "gateway" drug that it's been tossed around as, but it's also not honkey dorey either. It's not like pot is this magical chemical that only provides a good side effect of feeling awesome and no bad side effects. Talk to any reasonably informed doctor (read: addiction medicine specialist) and they'll be glad to try and force into your head that there's no such thing as "good drugs" and "bad drugs". Drugs are Drugs. The same opioid drugs that safes patients from unimaginable pain also send abusers down a terrible spiral of addiction. Same with pot. There's a certain percentage of people who try pot and absolutely hate it, there's a certain percentage who try pot and enjoy it and can handle it in moderation (the vast majority) as most people do alcohol and then there's another percentage who are predisposed to addiction who try it and have it take ahold of their lives. It is what it is, nothing more, nothing less.
35. (◕_◕)┌∩┐Closet Nerd - July 27, 2010 8:25 AM
about pot being a gateway drug....
its a gateway drug because (most) people are forced to buy it illegally from street dealers, and street dealers are the ones who have other (read: harder) drugs available to try.....
if prohibition stayed in place, and marijuana was still legal (yes, it used to be legal) alcohol would be considered the "gateway drug", because you would have to buy that illegally from some type of dealer, who probably has "other" drugs available too..... just sayin
36. TheLepper - July 27, 2010 9:08 AM
LOL. that kid rules! hahaha
37. SKiL - July 27, 2010 9:41 AM
Ok, what's going to have the most negative effect on him - what he was caught doing, or the fact that he has to wear that sign outside his house?
Fucking stupid parents.
38. LatinaMD - July 27, 2010 10:12 AM
I have a kid in college and am well acquainted with teenage idiocy, but this is one of the crappiest, most cowardly things I've seen parents do. The damage they cause to their relationship with their son may be irreparable. Accountability is one thing; Puritanical public humiliation is another. Monumental fail.
BTW, anyone who thinks pot is harmless should educate themselves on what happens behind the scenes to get it to the American market. 22,000+ have been murdered (and often tortured) by drug cartels, and that's just Mexico. That includes kids, grandmas, moms... people who had nothing to do with the drug trade. Do you really want to support that? Get high if you want but don't claim it doesn't hurt anyone.
39. Fuse - July 27, 2010 10:41 AM
ahahaha! lool
40. r k - July 27, 2010 10:57 AM
Too bad they didn't have their kid stand out in front of his church with that sign. would have been more poetic. well, that AND the priests would have suddenly taken more of an interest in him.
It's good that they punish and shame him for semi-healthy outlets for teenage stress and hormones. I'm sure that won't making him into a bottled-up rage-filled explode-at-the-slightest-thing adult.
how about the parents get their ass to the curb with signs that say "i fail at parenting and blame my kids for it"
41. wheezzl - July 27, 2010 11:20 AM
@38
Exactly! All this would NOT have happend if the government had kept it legal like it was until the late 30's! Pot doesn't harm people, it being demonized does!
42. Angelina - July 27, 2010 12:36 PM
@41 - Yes.
43. Bob - July 27, 2010 1:44 PM
"Yeah, mom and dad, I guess you COULD come live with me and the wife instead of going into that nursing home. But do you remember back in 2010 when..."
44. Jack Straw - July 27, 2010 2:30 PM
so this kid is just like 90% of american teens, except he got 'caught'. poor bastard, fuck you mom and dad
45. Donk Donkerson - July 27, 2010 3:32 PM
Neither of those things are anything to be ashamed of.
46. captainlaziness - July 27, 2010 5:06 PM
@38 - LatinaMD
"BTW, anyone who thinks pot is harmless should educate themselves on what happens behind the scenes to get it to the American market. 22,000+ have been murdered (and often tortured) by drug cartels, and that's just Mexico. That includes kids, grandmas, moms... people who had nothing to do with the drug trade. Do you really want to support that? Get high if you want but don't claim it doesn't hurt anyone."
This is true, but do you know who you have to thank for that? Big Pharma and the American government for keeping marijuana illegal.
47. AngryBeaner - July 28, 2010 5:27 AM
i dont know US , but in Mexico , it is better illegal , why give the youth to a plant that make them stupid scumbags , and also make the drug cartel more rich , legalizing it the only thing that will be is that now they will be giving it and no body will stop them cuz now they will be protected by the law , fuck them , and the answer for the end of the drug war is simple , people say '' legalize weed ! '' , in a long term time , that will be a really reallly fuck'd up idea , ask yourself , does Corona beer company pays your rent , or does Malboro give you something to support yourself ? ... really i want to know , better keep locking yourself in your basement and get tired of that shit , than make it legal and available for anybody
ps: dont F tell me that legalize will reduce the consume , my dick with that , the same they said with alcohol the first 10 years the rate increased a 350 % , also it will neither stop crime , cmon we all know that the most used , expensive one is cocaine and if you give it to the population waw ... sniper raptor jesus helps us all