Jul 22 2010Paper Cuts!: Original Mortal Kombat Fatalities Recreated In Construction Paper Stop Motion

UPDATE: Added Youtube versions for those of you who can't view the originals (except only 1 of the 5-part Zelda episode was available)
This is a stop-motion video by Eric Power of all the original Mortal Kombat fatalities recreated with construction paper. He cleverly named them "paperalities". Get it? It's a mashup of the words "pap" and "realities". I'm not stupid you're stupid. He also did a bunch of construction paper Zelda stop-motions that are also worth a view, so hit the jump and stick it to the man for a few minutes. Trust me, you'll feel better afterward. Oooooor get fired, in which case you can't say I didn't warn you. I mean you could, but I'd deny it and everybody would believe me over you BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOLF-CRIER. Plus a furry. I'm telling everyone!
Hit it for the worthwhile videos.
Thanks to Volume+ and P05TMAN, who both tried making construction paper stop motion videos but couldn't stop gluing popsicle sticks to their faces.

Reader Comments
1. jack - July 22, 2010 1:31 PM
So... No video?
2. Fritz - July 22, 2010 1:33 PM
WTF G-Dubs? My world is upside down due to the absence of video on this post.
3. Mecha-Hitler - July 22, 2010 1:33 PM
GOOD VIDEO BRO
4. poop - July 22, 2010 2:08 PM
gw u suck ballz
5. Snoop - July 22, 2010 2:24 PM
I see 4 videos two dups of the first two. Party on Garth.
6. El Jeffe - July 22, 2010 2:25 PM
The video works, you don't...and you're not missing anything. Sucked.
7. Richard McBeef - July 22, 2010 2:55 PM
*peeks head in* TOASTY!
8. poop - July 22, 2010 3:14 PM
THIS WEBSITE IS GARBAGE. you dont even try anymore GW. YOU SUCK!!!
9. hehe king - July 22, 2010 3:48 PM
wtf commercials!!!!!!
arghhhhhhhhhhhh the forced pain!!!!
10. Davo - July 22, 2010 4:38 PM
I like the zelda video. PEWPEW!
11. TheLepper - July 22, 2010 4:42 PM
lol poop always makes the harsh comments. but still cant help to see the articles GW made. :)
12. BRICKS - July 22, 2010 5:47 PM
Can anyone prove that this isn't the same GW writer as before? or is he ill?
13. BRICKS - July 22, 2010 5:48 PM
*minus the "writer"
14. Calyster the add hater - July 22, 2010 8:59 PM
@14 GTFO AND DIE BY FIRE!!!!!
and seriously new GW try finding something better this just make me want to shoot myself
15. ShakesBabies - July 23, 2010 2:00 AM
So I was thinking you guys with the "new GW" stuff were full of shit but I'm startin to come around to your line of thinking. Same GW or not, there is a definite, noticable drop in post quality as of late.
16. Ocelot - July 23, 2010 3:06 AM
@14 way to condemn yourself, epic fail.
@15 right???? seriously I was thinking the same thing. It took me awhile to start catching on but I'm starting to see it now. Before, even the stupid posts were awesome because GW's articles made me poop my pants laughing. I haven't shit myself in days :(
17. Ocelot - July 23, 2010 3:06 AM
@14 way to condemn yourself, epic fail.
@15 right???? seriously I was thinking the same thing. It took me awhile to start catching on but I'm starting to see it now. Before, even the stupid posts were awesome because GW's articles made me poop my pants laughing. I haven't shit myself in days :(
18. james - July 23, 2010 11:42 PM
WOOT 2001 A SPACE ODDESSY REFRENCE FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!