Based on the emails I've received, there's been some concern lately as to whether I've died or been replaced. The answer is no. Sure I do die a little inside everyday, but I've been filling Geekologie with the finest malt-humor I can since August 2007. What I am doing is taking a little sabbatical from posting Saturday and Sunday so I can go out and booze to my liver's discontent without having to wake up and write seven days a week (read: I'm doing weekends in jail for a bit). If it's any consolation, I really do think about stabbing and burying you in the desert all weekend long.
At any rate, this is my 6,500th post on Geekologie and that's a picture of me in my off-time playing pinball (come down to Hollywood Billiards and beat my high score, I dare you). I'm a real person, remember? I have feelings just like everyone else except mine are directed toward sexy-ass dinos and not my hand like yours. Hoho, burn! But in all seriousness, I really do appreciate all of you reading and making my dream of becoming a dino-f***ing boozehound who works from (his parents') home a reality. So thank you, from the very coal-black bottom of my robot-hating heart.
All the best,
Your Geekologie Writer