Jul 12 2010Nice, But It Could Still Use A 'If You Can Read This, War Machine Fell Off' Patch On The Back: Iron Man 2 Motorcycle Leathers/Costume

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Wanna look like Iron Man while you're riding your motorcycle? First things first: you're gonna need a motorcycle. And no, your scooter doesn't count. You couldn't even pull off a Tin Man costume riding that deathtrap.

The latest motorcycle suit inspired by a comic book movie puts you in Tony Stark's Iron Man 2 armor -- complete with a glowing chest arc reactor -- for just $1,100.


"We've replicated the visual effect of Iron Man's armor," said David Pea, owner of UD Replicas, which previously released suits based on The Dark Knight and X2. "From the neck down, every single detail is form-molded leather, and has presented us with a fantastic creative challenge."

"Each Iron Man 2 Motorcycle Suit ... incorporates a chest arc reactor made of highly reflective, light-sensitive material that glows when light hits it. The Iron Man 2 Motorcycle Suit also incorporates removable CE-approved body armor; gloves with built-in, antiskid Kevlar in the leather lining of the palms.

Yeah, I dunno. As cool as it would be to ride a crotch rocket with an Iron Man suit on, I'm gonna have to pass. You see, Mr. Stark has already promised to show me the new suit he's been working on. Ready when you are, Tony! Hoho, it's a birthday suit, I get it! (Keep that crime-fighting penis away from me)

Hit the jump for a shot from the rear and a link to the product page if you're actually this ridiculous.

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Photos: Iron Man 2 Motorcycle Suit (Suitcase Not Included) [wired]

Thanks to Uncle_FUJ, who rides his motorcycle shirtless because the man knows chick dig road rash. Just don't lose your nipples. Women don't go for guys with no nipples.

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that looks pretty nice, id love one, only if it looked good while driving my CAR!!!!!

@2..
Major news websites are covering that story, why are you so bothered if geekologie hasnt..?

This so called "model" looks like such a little b!tch...

This suit doesn't even fit him correctly.

looks more like a douchebag suit than an iron man suit

@1...only second best?

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@Ill Brujo I agree with Vicky many websites are coving that story and for all you know he is typing out that article as you bitch and cry.

Also these leathers look ugly as sin.

The suit looks weird on him...to loose

iii brujo, not to get all mel gibson deep end on ya, but you're twice as weak as that iron man suit. you should smoke a bowl or something and take stock of your life.

to the guy in the suit......do you know how I know you're ghey.

You could equally describe them as "I got a huge jobbie waitinng for room saggy arse and crotch nappie leathers."
I'd just call then gay-boi's

@15 cus eez da puvtah.

Is this how those youthfull types converse lately?

@GW, how 'bout a vespa? No? Ok, then... but it's green and has a matching helmet! I guess that would clash, but anything would clash with that. It looked better when it was still on the cow.

I actually did have a teacher who rode a mint green vespa w/ matching helmet to work. She was my 2nd grade teacher, too.

They should've picked someone who looks like RDJ.
It would've lessened the hilarity.

Thanks for posting, GW. I liked this story.

@Ill Brujo First off spell check wouldn't work because coving is a word, genius. So no need to insult the fact that i misspelled the word "covering." Also it still seems like bitching to me and obviously a few others. Also taking stock of your life doesn't mean because a smart ass it means chill the fuck out. And finally I didn't do on some racial hate rant or threaten to bury anyone in rose garden so I obviously couldn't get "Mell Gibson deep." Also bitchin' isn't a word you can't just add an apostrophe to words it doesn't count.

@23

Still didn't go on some racist rant so you are failing at the reference.
Obviously you didn't realize but profanity makes people look bad ass. I mean pimps curse all the damn time and they are cool.
I'm not mad i just like fucking with people on Geekologie.

that shit is so lame. i ride my sport bike everyday and there is no way in hell i would wear something as gay as that.

It's not even Mark V >____<

Mark I = Giant rusty fucking shit
Mark II = Chrome suit
Mark III = "Final suit"
Mark IV = Woot, an upgrade to the final suit, it's the one Stark is wearing in the start of the second movie.
Mark V = The one with the triangle power source.

That man is wearing some Mark VI leather concept, because I tell you, it isn't in the movies.

What a mistake.

if this was skin tight and on a hot chick, i think that everyone would completely love it. since it's not......it totally blows like a back alley hooker.

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Must be something about two-wheels, because that's almost as gay as all those annoying weekend cyclists who dress like Lance Armstrong and peddle their little bicycles all over town. WTF? You aint' Lance, you ain't in the Olympics, and if you want a workout you should be wearing something to *cause* drag. Idiots.

"We've replicated the visual effect of Iron Man's armor,"

Uh...no you didn't.

If the headline didn't say "Iron Man" nobody would have any idea what this mess of embossed leather was supposed to be, it looks like shit.

The reason the Dark Knight bike suit worked well is it was very much like what was worn in the movie...trying to simulate a metal armor suit with leather (in the wrong colors) is pathetic.

Maybe this company will get lucky and some other movie will come out that is more applicable to bike armor. Maybe "Despicable Me" body armor will work better for them.

Where did this guy's ass go?

@31 Cyclists wear the tight shorts because they are designed to be comfortable for bicycle riding. Padding, chafing reduction... and the jerseys are designed to wick away sweat.

Would it be "annoying" or "gay" for someone playing basketball on the weekend to wear a Michael Jordan jersey? Since they both serve a purpose, and maybe get the wearer a little more motivated, what is wrong with them? Sure there are people that go overboard, but they exist everywhere.

On topic... for a second, I thought this dude looked like someone I went to college with, and I could definitely see him wearing this.

Eminem is modeling clothes now?

Why that look like Vin Diesel?

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