Mommy, Where Do Tetris Blocks Come From?
You thought they were made in a factory, didn't you? Well they kind of are. THE ALIEN PAIN FACTORY! That's right -- tetrominoes are actually Space Invader penises. Who knew? I mean besides me which is why I've always considered Tetris the most erotic Game Boy game. You hear that, Dr. Mario?! I'm not coming out from anesthesia with my pants unzipped again!
Space Invaders Getting Cut up into Tetris in Lego [obviouswinner]
Thanks to Christian, who was man enough to admit he feels a little flutter down there every time he gets a long block.
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Here's video proof MacBooks are made with space technology. Now I don't want to ruin it for you, but I'm going to anyways: they are among us. And by they I mean them. The French. Liveleak Thanks to Ryan, Geekologie fan.... / Continue →
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Totoro: everybody wishes they had a neighbor like him. My neighbors? Nobody would wish that upon themselves. A new couple moved in next door and they always like to have headboard-to-wall-banging sex right when I'm trying to go to bed. It's funny and sad though because it o... / Continue →
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This is a couple pictures and a video of the 55-gallon aquarium Redditor jennyleighb's roommate decorated with a custom LEGO Super Mario Bros. scene he built. Pet fish never had it so good! Still, you know what it needs? "A skeleton pirate drinking out of a jug of rum?" Exa... / Continue →
